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Show oo I Sim W I bay' Give building blocks for Christina-, because they will brild a fire. When the Rod Cross roll is called up yonder will you be there? One may shop from sun to sun: but Christmas shopping's never done. It will soon be time for new resolutions. resolu-tions. We call them new, but tiny are old ones made over If you hear a noise it may be tho loud Christmas ties. The man who swears off smoking now is getting ready io refuse Christ-i Christ-i mas cigars. Hide the children's presents with their school books and they will never tind tbem. The age-old struggle between Ireland Ire-land and England has ended, again. I In some cases suitcases will suit as gifts. If hell is paved with pood IntGD tlons it will be repaved New Year Some kids get what they want while others get sensible presents. If cussing the weather made us fat : we would all be try Id? to reduce. f the Nevada boy who shot three , people ever grows up he can Join our ! army as a platoon. i Maybe reformers live because it Is against the law to kill yourself. Turkey says she will grant no divorces di-vorces to foreigners. What foreign era ask is a divorce from Turkey. Stop cussing wlfle's relatives while we tell you a street sweeper's wife has inherited a fortune. Christinas is not over until the janitor jani-tor qultn being polite New York druggist has boen robbed : 12 times, which means nothing except that it makes a dozen. West Virginia man of 83 has Just 'ridden his first street car, and this Is j a long time to wait for a street car. Some ChrlBtman you will see smoking smok-ing Jackets listed as gifts for girls. These days nobody Beema to dance without a struggle. In spite of all, the shooting statistics statis-tics show married men live longer. Give artificial flowers. They last much longer than the others. A wise man and his monoy soon buy Christmas gifts. or |