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Show f fU) TOM SIMS J SAYS j Be good Sing Sing has only one month's coal supply. These are trying days. Peopk will fry anything What makes a bowleggcd on happier hap-pier than a long skirt" I So many love letters get into court 'The female of the species is more 'deadly than the mail. j Many n man goes to church on Sun day- to get n ono-day's supply ot reli-,glon reli-,glon The nice thing about cheap Euro-'pean Euro-'pean money is a man in dobt doesn't j owe so much. I Our birth rale is declining. Poster j ity and prosperity both are infving ; rather slowly. j I A jury has ireed another self nude , widow. I He who succeeds by hook or r rook too often uses tho latter Most of us want thing? different! even after they are. A homely woman looks much better bet-ter than a pretty man. Every time we soo some ice we i think about tho coal shortage. A bald barber can't sell hair restorer re-storer because ho has no head for ihe business. Llghtninc hit R supreme court Judge's hoUse It Is not known what derision he had Just made May wo call n gang stealing auto Urea a nihber band? Thanks. Lord Robert Cecil says he hopes to lecture in America. It sounds more like D threat. World's 12 greatest women is the one who can make ends meet If richos brought happiness burglars bur-glars and profiteers would laugh themselves them-selves to death Many a man learns to pla a corner cor-ner to spite a nelghor. You know about the horn ot pl nt but the horn of too murh is a man always blowing his. Wouldn't it be great if you could send dishes to the laundry and tho house to tho cleaner" Women make good swimmers. Pushing a wife into the river to drown your troubles is becoming a lost art. w c know whal the coal st r ik- cost. About $10 per ton. |