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Show ONLY MEASLES KEPT 'EM APART By KITC11EL PIXl.HY (Onr Own Spwinl CoiTCpondcnt. MOGADORU. Dec. 7. Our up-to-date little burg Is keeping up with the times pretty close by the divorce case Of Jones vs. Jones, now on trial, with "11 of us leadln' citizens and most of oir 400 present. You see. some time ago. if re, Me-lancthon Me-lancthon Tennworth Jones, wife of Nrof Melancthon T. Jones, sues him on grounds of soul-matin' with Mrs Rev. Daniel Dill of Fourth Church, and. Just to make things lnterstln Prof. Jones comes hack with a eros-PMUo!i eros-PMUo!i ohargin' that Rev Dill hasi been busyln' himself with Rcquhin Mrs. Jones' affections for about 8 year past The prcfes.-or don't claim that some of the seven Jones children is his and1 Mrs. Jonas don't claim thai all of 'm! are Dill's. The matter lacks aome snehi I popular feature, heln' Just a plain ccsc of soul-matin', but both Jone.s and I 1 has been kefpin' lovo diaries con-l - l-nshus fii.j'iKh t j :r..ike publL: i.i-i terest boll. I Your exclusive news service from' these parts meanln' yours trulv ls herewith able to produce. eeluslv. two letters from prof. Jones that will! be read Into the case, to-wit- j '.Sweetest of all Sweetness: "How my soul loncs for vou! How I your soul must long for me'. Isn't It a glorious satisfaction to know that however separated we are, however defeated w n ,ire (,i , .... i - r- (r. . ! Iterial way, our sublime souls are out lr, the vastnoss of the ether fusing In spiritual communion? Alas that your duties to your seven children, HIS children, are so exacting! "Sunday eve, my longing o'ercamel me, and I sneaked away fiom HER to once again cla.p my own. st own In my aching arms, where we've uaually i. cn clasping, w hen I b ai n, d ill it five of your httlo ones were down with measles; 0! when will wc meet" O! when? i)' when0 I can't stand it more than an hour longer. Do write, Vou ohould see how I kiss your dur letters. let-ters. "A billion fond embraces, spiritually spiritu-ally speaking. "Ever thine. "1CH LIEBE DICH." ' Teh Hebe dlch." means he's stuck on her. K. P.) "May I, 1922. "Soul of my Soul's Soul: "Anothen day gone and we liAven't met since day before yesterday. My very soul is in duress, and loss of appetite ap-petite must soon ensue. Cruel fate' ithat finds us both with families M jsoul cries out against it. Spiritual . il am a-hunger, a-hunger. and only a speedy infusion of our souls can StaVA off madness. DarlfhgcAt darling. Is Hl your sou! a-hunger. too ." I hope so, for , my soul would .-starve without n mate. j I "luist eve I pecjied Into your sit- j ' 5, ling room window. Tliere you wore in ,; reai,-m' In ihr- glow : tl " grate fire, with your even dear children and 1 l HIM about you. o Lord: when will 1 that man take a night off? ' 'Same place, assnc hour tom urow. Q rapture! A pllllbn klffsea "As ever, thine ager, i "FMPTV." ("Empty" probably refers to the profepsor's first two Initials K. P." Jones' attorney iays that if ever these letters is read in the case, ho'M offer Koine of Dill's lo Mrs. Jpnea that'll clear th irtroom of every- liffin thing but a "For Men Only' stgsfc ;, I Yours truly will forward them to your paper, exclusive. Just the same. i1 |