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Show T (lU MAPRciffiA CUAPATt For Brides -- "and so will 1 But" he didn't stop lo consider "how ' prices have gone up sin ceT'r an klias day, and specially within the last few years The result waa that when he had - eaten meat for about six months he was so much money to the good that he lost his head and became one of the gilded youth The outworn Ideals of yesterday should be taken up very guardedly, U at all Puck Colonial Sllvor hala a daslrabla gift, show today-thsndsomsst offsets in colonial designs that ohlllsd sllvsramltha havs produced. Infinito virlsty, starling quality', yv 11 rsasonabla price. SALT LARS HARRY J. tilt ATTORNEY Non-Co- ROBINSON Experienced. (to. recruit) I dont supyou ever smelt powder, have pose you' Recruit Oh, yes 1 waa In a drug store before I enlisted . AT LAW The nearest approach some fellowe make to getting a job is to go around wlrh a snow shovel In summer and a lawn mower in wlrter The Joke on Carnegie Andrew Ciu in sin at a rment din nrr, tulil the following tffiury "I Kan traveling IcHiilonwarrl on au hi laid, EnglKh railway ln.it jreu-a mitt tn a aod had At a wayalite l v smoking carriage txm a man txmml Hie liain aaJ duwti In tn) Cfimiartnitnt, and HkIiUhI a idle cJa plri This Is not a smoking carriign, SIKAIS An KgriNFS ppcar life luaiflo undt r the healing toneb of iVrry lutvls Painkiller? Dunn till lev weather no bout bold should tX) witboutiu In 4&c,&c riitn aid 1- UTAH. Judge Building, Rail Lake City 304-3- 0 Tempora Mutantur. certain young man, wishing to be very thrifty, quit eating meat ' Franklin abstained from meat. quoth he. A um "Hoarding house coffee Is one things that are well roasted of the ' I ho (wild riiht governor Tit Jiret finish the tape here' All I EG tuan "He ftm died It then r filled It " S e lore' I mid I told yon this If 51511 wasnt a a uoktng cairiai wl that dju Ji 1 alt-4- 1 H'lsjrt you at the mi! siatTon to the guari! "1 tiaiuh d him my ward lie lookoil At It, pcs knied Ur hut lighted hla t At tJie m vertheleus station, howevef he chan gwt to aieKhor 00m peiwe-- t 1 mmb m-x- partment "CtUllng the guard, 1 told him what had occurri d, and demanded that Uui smoker's ntnie and atldrtwt be taken Yes, sir, said the guard, and hue rted aawy. In a little while lie re tuned He seemed rattier wod He bent over me and said atsdogoticatly, ITojnm AowiilMjnyqu; would not pnMocnt that gent Ho has just given me his can! Hero It Is 1 He la Andrew Carnegie.'" Plnchots Fish Story. When Giffurd Itnchot returned to Washington from the west ho was Halted by a a 00 re or more of anxious They all expected correspondents. Some expression from the chief on the Ploohot Ilnllltigor row. Nothing of the sort ws forthcoming, however. Finally one of the corre spondents noticed that Mr. Plnchot had a finger bandaged "What happened to your Unger?" he asked. "Oh. that big Osh bit replied 3lnchot. You mean," replied the facetious one, "that Ballinger bit U when you offered to shake handu with hint at Salt Lake " Hut Plnchot atuok to hit fish ttory. , ton-este- r -- J5JHB observation of tha -- Sweet Day of Rest. And now,' --said Mr. Fish back of Blllvllle, "let us be thankful for Oil day of rest and get ready fur church " "Ye." said his wife run mi, and chop some wood, and milk the cows, and light the ft- -, and make 1 ' coffee, and wash the children, while 1 bang out my hair!" Atlanta Constitu- - tion. A Proposal. youth who was studying the approved methods of proposal asked one of his bachelor friends If he thought that a young man should propose to a glr on hls knees "If he doesn't."' replied hla friend, the girt should get off Everylove-smitte- n body mapulne. Something Coming Sure. Mistress You know, Melinda, were all very fond of you. I hope ypu like your room and are content wltb your wsgp J'm thinking pf givins yuu mr silk petticoat Cook FVr de Istwd, Mia Howard! bow'HiB'v f dk sea irarymrlwytr-- di me Puck guru an asked foh dinner Found Vr Popp Hurray' Fkr once -- 1 Si t 1 , ' S Mrs. , I Place for Her. Narns ThousaajDH Of cm- - I In my life I know where my cuff links are. Nr- - Poop IV to- ere they 00 ! Mr Popp The babys swallowed 'tan Cleveland Leader - n da May 1 stay at the this summer, dear Chicago News our-selve- The Immortal Bard One of th critics saya Shakespeare could never have writ ton tbo words of a popular pong. We are inclined to believe be might have dope even that la one of hid sonnet he makes "Ceet'st" rhyme with mvceU. ' Very Considerate, Dont let the children fit on. the wet gnus, nurse; the? might catch cold. If they are tired, sit on the grams ytorsctf and lady (to' nursemaid) take them on your knee. Inquirer. t 8 E..W uhington, ICC., writes : "Thirty years ago 1 tell from a scaffold and sett ously injured my back. I suffered terri bly at times : from the small of my back all around my stomach w is just as if I bad been beaten with a club. I used every plaster I could get with no relief. Sloans Liniment took tbe pain rlshk out, and I can now do as much ladder work aa any man In tbe shop, thanks to 1 I h Tir A tran-al- 0! Venus on the 3d of June, 1798, was an objrf t of Interest to all the learned rTtfS Royal Academy of Sciences proposed to the king, Louis XV., to make the necessary outlay to send to California for tbla purpose The lata M LAbbe Chappe undertpok this courage.woj'tby .of. his xeal. for the progress of science I was selected to accompany him and we set sail for Mexico in the month of September, 1788. After a perilous voyage of about 3,000 leagues we arrived In Mexico on Easter day, 1769. Time waa passing; we stopped but eight day to refresh ourselves The viceroy procured us mules tnd provisions, and we undertook to perform by land a part of the remainder of our travels, which waa about 300 leagues Amid lofty mountains, dreadful precipices and arid deserts, we encountered new dangers every day We failed from fear n thousand times We were also oppressed by the excessive heat, which left us hardly A thousand strength enough to drag ourselves Insects of every species gave us no rest by day or night, and w had constantly TobF on our guard gainst the very ferocious beasts with which the country Is covered Moreover, we tacked the uec tssarles of life, for the provisions that we got tn Mexico had been spoiled by the heat We were obliged to live on wild cattle and whatever fruits we could find here and there We made our halts neat some river or spring, that we might slake the burning thirst with which we were constantly consumed to find on lb was ojten necessary to march a whole days journey Arrived In the evening In some" valley, or on the side of some hill, we would endeavor to take Upon the ground tet a la belle etollle), the repose which our cruel fatigue rendered so necessary. hen scarcely asleep we were often aroused by s storm, and theu by the Impetuous torrents that saute down upoc us from the heights of the mountains Many a dark night we had to save ourour equipage, fearful at every step of selves and ow nlomti onhe preclpices tuui tiling-iTAfter running a thoqsand risks we arrived at , ast at the port of San HlaiTonUTe Pacific ocean; thence we embarked for California on a brigantine which the viceroy of Mexico had had preThe Pacific ocean, although very tran- pared qull. is hot the tess dangerous on account of the (vtgtes) with which It la filled The great calm f hlch' prevailed at that time caused us to despair of arriving In time toaecora.-plist- t the object of Our voyage After six weeks' , sailing, during which we made but 199 leagues, on the greatest breadth of the sea. the shortness of the ilnie i'aift(d u8 to risk s hazardous ejEpiOtt. " s Bear which we found , The part of California was the port of San Jose so dangerous that no one had ever landed there The access to It Is guarded by the Incessant waves that break Impetuously against the rocks' ho w ere of our comThe Spanish astronomers pany wished to wait for a favorable wind to land at Cape St Lucas, which was distant hut ten leagues The landing there la Indeed less dangerous. but we did not follow their advice because we were pressed to arrive at the place of our destination; We resolved to attempt to disembark at the first land we should discover. While these gentlemen were yet deliberating, tour Indian sailors and myself let down the long oat' we took with us half of the instrument. I Two Smokers, 'l had a big surprise today," said a bellboy In a Denver hotel yeatorday afternoon "This morntn I was oalled to a v Oman's room to bring her sotiiu When I handed It to writln paper her the slipped me a dUisa " 'It's for cigarettes. she says Much obliged, I eaye droppln' the twfirttr ffirTXHSWtr gpearit' for cigars. I don't smoke cigarettes " Well, I don't care what you Those cigarettes smoke, she says ars for me An I got em for her. tow. -- Den ver Post. An aching back is instantly relieved by an application of Sloans Liniment This liniment takes the place of massage and is better than sticky plasters. It penetrates without rubbing through the skin and muscular tissue right to the bone, quickens the blood, relieves congestion, and gives permanent as well as ' temporary relief. Heres the Proof. Mr Jsass 0. I.ik, of 1100 9th 8L, Philadelphia 1 . agreed with the Abbe Cbappe that if we perished be might find other means to land elsewhere with the rest, which would be sufficient tor making hls observations. 1 embarked then Ip the long boat with my four allorsfAleeTing directly tor the coast; the Bearer we approached tt the more we were sensible of the difficulty of landing. - We 'were constantly thrown backby the accu- mutated waves, and our host threatened all the while to ship water. Whes on the point of losing courage, one of the sailors discovered, at a distance, the mouth of an unknown river. This discovery animated us; we retched the coast by this mouth but with great dlfflculty- - 1 sent back the loug boat for the Abbe Chappe and the Spanish astronomers, who arrived safely enough. of Arrived on the peninsula the twenty-Urs- t May, 1769, 13 days before the epoch of the sit of Venus We found 11 (arile a pouvotr nous mettre a lablr), the lncleatncf of the weather. The savages that repaired to us said that a was prevailing In feta country which ravaged it completely. The Interpreter who trane latf-this added thaMbsy said that In order to withdraw ourselves from ike lufluence of this terrible malady. It was necstsary to remove some hundred or' more leagues farther to the north. The means of undertaking this new journey, Hh attgw as we were; we had broken neither horses nor carrien to transport our baggage. It was impossible te march on foot, and we shrank from a Journey through desert. All these reasons decided us to occupy ourselves with no business hut that which hid brought us. weTaborcd to construct xnobservatoryr-whtc- h was ready the twentj eighth day of May, six days before the epoch fchen we vould have need of it We made our observation on the third of June,. with the greatest exactness. The contagion made nee progress eTery day; t S general sorrow reigned i) ,n thla p&rt of California. we were not long vphout participating In it In a distressing manner. This dreadful malady came upon us six or seven the observaiij after tion We were wholly without succor; we could not be useful to one another because we were at tacked almost jill at ones- The little medtclttfe that ife hsd h'rought from-- France was useless, from vnt of knowing ho ' to apply it. Nevertheless, the abbe, 1 gjck as fie waa, continued hls observations all the time. After observing an eclipse of the aoon, he at last yielded to hls faintness, the deltm of hla disease left him but little time to exaiDe himself; be died the first of August, 1769. v were all dying (I and tjhe companions 0f our voyage), when I had the sorrow to close hls eyelUa. Our situation and our w of strength Induced tis In this case to bury hi without much cere-jtonI devoted some moraats to regret for the loss I had suffered, sad In height of a disease from which I did not expect to recover. I took the precaution to collect all the Wers relating to the con-tnglo- n d dn t, object of the voyage. 1 placed them In a caskel with an address to the viceroy of Mexico earnestly begged some Indian chiefs who were about me to make this casket safe In case we should all die, and to transmit It to the vessel which ought to arrive in the month of September to take us My Intention tn this was to secure to my country this valuable depot. I remained In my condition of sickness, pain and wretchedness of September, until the twenty-nintAt last the captain of the vessel arrived; he had landed at the island of Ceralvo, which is situ ated some 30 leagues from San Jose. My joy was so much the greater In seeing him that he pressed me to ault the fearful place where M. LAbbe Chappe and all the rest had died. We were carried to Ceralvo I forgot to say that this cruel contagion had taken from ns the Chaplain and nearly all the persons that formed our little com pany. Although sick and oppressed with grief, I was compelled to undertake the perilous route which 1 had followed in coming, sometimes upon mules, sometimes upon the backs of the Indians, when It was necessary to cross the streams. With all this trouble, I reached Mexico the twenty third day of November, 1769. There 1 was received by monsieur the marquis of Croix, the viceroy or that country, with a compassion worthy of that good patriot He had had the kindness to send to meet me a carriage and hls physician. Arrived at the Capital of Mexico, and havtng paid my respects to the viceroy 1 was lodged by hls orders at the expense of.the city. When 1 left Mexico the marquis de Croix ol cordially to tbe commander the Spanish fleet. In which I embarked. We land of July, 1770. The ed at Cadiz the twenty-firs- t court w as at the Escurial. I had myself taken thither, and presented myself to vhe marquis d'O gun, then French ambassador lit Spain He re ' ceived me with marks of kindness and consider a tlon, and gave orders to show me whatever ley have to show strangers lif this royal house He caused me to dispatch in advance f the party, the strictest orders through the tnlnister of customs, that at 00 pass on my routo must be searched either myself ore the Chests In which were the observalione wfalch I bore,.. I did not arrive In Paris till the fifth of the following December. I sent to the Academy the observations that we made In California. This society expressed the greatest satisfaction with my teal and my services. They presented me to the king, and to all hls ministers. They solicited for me a recommendation of my labors.,. His majesty, Louis XV. granted me a small pension of 800f, The government is too equitable to leave me In want in the flower of my age, afflicted with the evils which I have incurred for the service, and indispensably obliged to have a servant to lead me.- -l hope, then, from hls justice and from hla goodness, that he will grant me an increase of the pension sufficient to enable me to accomplish wtt decency the rest of my public 1 h car. Sloans Liniment Mr. J. P. Kvaira, of ML Airy, Qa., says: After being afflicted fqr three years with rheumatism, I used Sloans Liniment, and waa cured sound and well, and am glad to say I havent been troubled with rheumatism wince. My teg was badly swollen from my hip to a bottle took tba my knee. One-ha- lf pain and swelling out.' Sloans Liniment has no equal as a remedy for Neuralgia or any pain or stiffness in the muscles or joints. Rheu-matis- m. Mess, 2Sc ,50c and $1.00 beek StdMUi'fi mm baraea, cattle, ihMp. 4 peeltry itai free. AMnw Dr, Earl S. Sloan, Boiton, Mau., U.SJL The Modem Razor NO HONING NO STROPPING KNOWN THE WORLD OVER Save the Baby Use CURE m ust timn m Should be given at once when tbe little one coughs. It heals tbe del icste threat end protects the lungs from infection guaranteed ,! very palatable. t AD Druggists. XS uatMa. m , A. 4 |