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Show Torn. Sims Says i It Is said that when Doyle uskrt a spirit how it rot to the next world the I spirit answered "Flu." They aro called mohair suits; but they are usuallv more cotton. The flapper motto xeoms to be I "Love and let love." Only thln some people save for a rainy daj is rheumatism. ! ' Woman Always Pays" headline ; Not when she can havs i' charged. In New York, robbers i1 namltcd a ! safe next door to a police station. The I police escaped uninjured. Many a politician's platform isn't I strong enough to run on I It IS dangerous to talk back to your Wife Bhs might hear you. A Chinaman named Chow can Jump nearly 22 feet. Probably a result re-sult of the Japs keeping? the Chinese on the Jump The greatest hatnrd In golf !- lying about nur- m ore Justice isn't blind when a irood-l looking murderess Is being tried. As a girl looks so does a man look Pullman porters ate bslni taught to sing. Travelers will Join in on "Where are my wandering shoes tonight"" to-night"" Trouble with setting a thief to catch a thief Is they go off together. In London, they huve temporary movable lawns Many of our laWUS are temporary, but not movable In Chicago, they found r still under un-der a barber shop. It seems that a policeman was "next." It is probably the evil influence of the flapper that makes BO many mothers moth-ers act like her Russia ami Cermany say ihey will bear their cross together In other words, a double cross. You can't stand still and win tho human race. Musician says jazz io cussing In music. When yon get mad at your wife Just put on o record. A man often gets knocked cold while taking a drink to warm him up. When a man writes that he is putting put-ting up at a New York hotel you cani bet he Is putting down These aro trying days, hut some people don't try hard' enough. An Ideal stenographer Is one who not only looks good but makes good. The dogs Conan Doyle says aro In heaven ure probably Skye terriers. Rlrth control or not. a full house beats a pair. Fine thing about radio sermons Is you can listen with your shoes off The KentUi Ky gentleman has to be i scholar to be a good Judge of liquor thee days. When S man rests on his laurels he finds his laurels droop. Looks as If Germany has turned her 6words into Russian plow-shares In Parte, an actress is wearing a couple of snakes for garters. Garter Gar-ter snakes? With the fur coats stowed away the moths ore In soft. Shut your mouth and open your ' eyes, If you would be healthy and i wealthy and wise. It Is all right to hit a fly when he Is down. i n reading the news from other countries It looks as If we have all the freedom in the world. Only one-man top that doesn't need two men to handle is an umbrella. Perhaps we hesitate to recognize Mexico because we do recognize her. L,ov is like nny other trouble. The more we think about It the worse It goLs. When a man has found a Jewel he j gives her one. "He couldn't sleep for six years," i reads an advertisement. Six years ton loner to ,,r, |