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DANGEROUS Ipnatuc Hi pj.iunn F lillninn relatks in uniuMiig aneciloto about a coRt ed nun named .leff, who has btmn wilt I ne'ghtmnig South family fcim i bet ore the dav, Mild Mr Bern ITTn Good Tea Carolhu Hewletts Luneta dot , ma'am,' rejoined whats voice?- .. . - Caroline She may be a gossip, but Explanations. I believe she tells the truth. (of a poetical turn! Pauline My dear. the truth la freWild are you of opinion one should quently the worst form of gosBlp Imagor inable. saR professor: "Summer files Simmer flees? Professor (great on A Question of Art. entomology) The two species, my j "Was that play you speak of highly deir young lady, are entirely distinct artistic and poetical? asked the on The Happier Age. " Now, the common house fly" Then who poses. Bronze Age man chuckled. The 1 1 be wondered why she suddenly open- don't believe It could have It 1 was steel, I suppose they would a conversation with the young been, replied the girl who Is truthful. dissolve me, be cried. j mm in her right. London Sphere. understood and enjoyed every word he didnt live be Herewith rejoiced of It." too late. Vm a man who claims to be as hosat as the day Is long wouldn't After all, young women judge a man There are still a few legitimate wayg wsnt the searchlight turned on his more by his accomplishments than by ot acquiring wealth. what he has accomplished. nljht record. c Do You Drink it? jfbient-Minde- The average number of acres -- to the farm in North Dakota in 1910 was 3S3, compared with 343 in 1900. d , 1 Pass Quarter-Millio- n ' Mark Savings deposits in this bank have grown since April 1,1911, when the savings department was opened, tp 251,0b3.51, November 2. This is a gratifying expression of the confidence of the public. Walker Brothers Bankers IntermounUia Bank. Salt Lake City Send in your deposits by mail Of the thirty-si- x women recently elected town councilors in Sweden seventeen are school teachers. The Illustration given above was taken during the first Inning. of the recent series between the Giants and Athletics. Collins la at bat, with Matnewson pitching and Meyers catching. Get WOMEN AT FOOTBALL GAMES porfiig (Jossip. Should Express Enthusiasm at Gridiron Conteata, Say 8oms " Educators. "Co-Eda- " A few days ago Miss Ida Comstock, dean of women at the University of Minnesota, following a football game at which the made considerable A POSITIVE sad demonstration, declared that "women CURE FOR should not cheer at football games. It is unwomanly. They should conDrunkenness and fine themselves to the singing of colOpium Diseases. lege songs and waving of their college Tlier Is m Mbtidtr, m airlrmasa. Udm imted m banners. mrMy as m fair sva ksms. THE KEELEY W. Stk Timpl STITUTE, Strt, Salt Lak City. Opinions on the subject from college authorities and others of coeduIn some A hornet's nest contains on an av- cational institutions vary. of Miss Com Instances contention the erage 15,000 cells. stock is upheld. In others opposed and In others no speical opinion is ex pressed. The coeds of Butler col lege, in Irvington, don't believe It un womanly to give vent to their feel ings at a football game. One girl who evidently expressed the feelings of a majority of them, exclaimed: Go to a football game and not have a right to cheer-- ! Why you might as well try to hold a sewing circle and KODAK FINISHING attempt to keep the women from talkMail orders given prompt Attention. We girls can't help it when we Complete stock of Photo Supplies. ing. sit Lak Phots Supply Co. yell at a football game. We coujdn't 159 Main St. Write for catalogues. keep from cheering even if we tried ever so hard, and I wouldn't think Patent Your much of the girl who didnt. 1 cant Write fc free leaflet How to sesee how it can be construed unwoma cure a patent Utah leading patent office. Halt Lake City , Ut. anly to cheer at a game. oott Scott, Attya. J udge bid. co-e- Ideas PETE FRANCIS, An Advantageous Lisp. Atlanta man tells a 6tory wherein the fetching lisp of a pretty girl of that city played an important part. The girl and the man were out driving. When-th- ey had reached a rather lonesome bit of road, the young man, Du Bose, announced: t 'IHere Miss Blank is where you must pay toll. It's a , kiss or a squeeze. Mr. Du Both!" she exOh, claimed. An One on Hubby. Two suffragettes met and the one had a grievance against the other. "I am told, she said, severely, "that you allow your husband to carry a latchkey. It is possible?" Yes, answered the other, with an Indulgent smile. "I do let the poor boy carry a latchkey, I must admit Bu doesn't fit' the door I Just let him carry It to humor him. He likes to show it to his friends, you know, and make them think hes independ ' of Brazilian bijr coffee' trust, mado growers and American importers, haa been trying various tactics to boost the price of coffee and get more money from the people. fci-T- In hailing the victor, one must not forget the losers. Bat Nelson Is not through fighting yet. He needs the money. Some day an expert will astound the world by picking a winner. With two teams relying upon kickers, why not substitute socker? Money-mapugilists usually are not the kind who are a credit to the game. Too bad football can't be decided on paper. It Is much safer for some teams. Chicago for football Is like New York for baseball great for a winning team. What has become of all those terrible Turks we once read about on the sporting page? When a drop or place kicker Is played up strongly before a big game, look out for fakes. "Keying up a football team leads one to the belief that the play must be purely mechanical. The western college conference. In which membership is open to all, looks like a good institution. Some men become childish as they grow old. It Is reported that Tom Sharkey loaned a man 5 without security. Now that the football editorial writers have cleaned out their systems, why wot spring a little dope on the various teams Hack Improves upon acquaintance. In. bis interviews with 'London reporters he declares that Gotch beat him, fairly and Is a wonder. There are eight hundred Chinese college student In' t his 'country but they are not Imbibing the true American college spirit Thus far only one of them has succeeded in "making a football team. d DONT LIKE FORWARD PASS Violation of Elementary Principles of Football, Says "Mike Murphy ' of Pennsylvania. Murphy, the veteran football trainer, that the forward paes Is poor footbalL The point I make against the forward pass, said Murphy, "is that It la a violation of the elementary principles, of football, it never --was or will Je anything but a haphazard play and It disorganize! any' teams defense. I have always contended that what football spectators Uke to see Is the ball moved down the field by a series of plays, cleverly designed and, operated. . The basketball feature JO which the ball la throws all oyer the field and passes back and forth from oae team to-- another la certainly wot good footbalL would Hke to see a return to some of principles of- - the old game. t la convinced ent" . Couldnt PUy. "Aunt Liza, I Jes come In to see I you wouldn't like to Jine de mission hand. . , . "Fo the Ian lakes, honey, what yo come to me fa-Dont yo' know I kaint eben play de mouf orginY PKtt ' w? -One of Yales Best Handy Refuge. That tree found growing on , the Tjt Cobb Despairs.' roof of a house near the bureau ' of Yet there must be moment chemistry may be part of the, tall timbers to which certain officials in the great Ty Cobb despairs of that department recently have taken. Ing. a winning baseball team all lf. -- hints well-execut- T , tb. . -- - ' . he Always the man who is tryig to dig extra money out of the public pocket, on a combination, hates the man who blocks the game. ; Now comes a plaintive bleat from the perated ones. - . Slap , exas- The Journal of Commerce lately said: A stir- ring circular has just been issued to the coffee " The article further says: trade. The coffee' world is discussing what is to be the future of coffee as a result of the campaign of miseducation carried on by the cereal coffee people. "We have before us a letter' from one of the largest roasters in the South asking what can he done to counteract the work of the enemies of coffee. The matter should hare been taken up by the Brazilian Govt when they were completing their beautiful valorization scheme. Then the article proceeds to denounce Postum and works Into a fine frenzy, because we have published facts regarding the effect of coffee on jorne people. The harrowing tale goes on. Where a few years ago everybody 4 rank coffee, several cups a day, now we find In every walk In ' life people who Imagine 'they can-ndrink It (The underscoring Is ours.) Burly blacksmiths, carpenters, laborers snd athletes have discontinued or cut down the use pf coffee; as there Is not a person who reads this and will not be able to find the same conditions existing among his own circle of acquaintances, is It not well for the Brazilians to sit up and take notice?'! Isnt it curious Mike 1 Times, What Know What? said his neighbor, who was a little deaf. Don't you think my wife has got fine voice? repeated Howler. What? Don't you think my wife's got a fine voice? roared Howler. the neighbor, returned Sorry! shaking bis head. "Cant hear a word over you say. That awful woman there is making such a frightful row singing. she's old Jeff, In all she's up deie livin' wid Listener If any man ever admired bis wife, was Howler. And when the Fltzboodles asked Mrs. Howler to get up and sing, There is a Garden in My Face, the husband glowed with pride. , No matter that she had a, face like a hippopotamus and a voice like an elephant, he sat beaming as she sang, and could not refrain from bending over to his, neighbor and whispering: Don't ou think my wifes got a fine hel Fintnother.' Sold in hilf pound tins st the low price of 30 cents, snd worth 50 cents. Washington Is denno sefiomness, Brand Tea OUot Deed, THE TROUBLE that man no.' $0le hundred and five jears! ex- clshnrd his mistress, what on earth lalhtdoing up there In Boston BEFORE His Friend Was Trying to Say? "nr That the Grocer endorsee end the custo mer enjoys, esn truly be ssid of f JUST How Could the Tillman. Ills as lather hiirprmed when miftngs old Jiff asked lo bate a few days off to Jo, as he put it. up to de old state of toting to see his auut. Jeff,' said the lady, 'our ault Sust be pretty old. isn't she?' Yte'm, he replied, yes'm; niah ault nust he pretty ole now she's bant ah huudted an file years ole "gwixir - these bur- Let us continue to quote from bis article. "Notwithstanding the enormous Increase In population during the past three years, coffee shows an appalling decrease In consumption. Then follows a tiresome lot of statistics which wind up by showing a decrease of cdnsumptlon In two years of, In round figures, two hundred million pounds. Here we see the cause for the attacks on us and the Brazilian sneers at Americans who prefer to breakuse a healthful, home-mad- e fast drink and Incidentally keep the money In America, rather than send the millions to Brazil and pay for an article that chemists class among --the drugs -- asdnot among the foods.. strong men should pick out cofWill the reader please rememto "Imagine about? Why not of we never announce that coffSe doses ber, that regular Imagine" whiskey are harmful, or daily slugs "hurts all people. of morphine? Some persons seem to hard exIf "Imagination" makes the caf- cess vitality enough to use coffee, feine In coffee clog the liver, de- tobacco and whiskey for years and press the heart, snd steadily tear apparently be none tbs worse, but down the nervous system, bringing the number Is small, and when, a on One or more of the dozens of sensible man or woman finds an arf diseases which follow ticle acts harmfully they exercise type broken-downervous systems, some degree of intelligence by 1L ly fee n . many people dont know dropping 1L , But it remained for the man who the from article: We quote again ha coffee, morphine or whiskey . "These ' figures 7 are paralyzing nerve to sell, to have the supreme ! correct, being - taken . from to aay; "Yon only Imagine your but Leech' statistic, recognized a disorders. Keep on buying from the most reliable t e e e a m. This la one of the hlgheat compliments ever paid to the common sense of Americans who cut off about two hundred million pounds of coffee when they found by actual experiment (la the majority of cates) that the subtle drug caffeine, in coffee, worked discomfort and varying forms of disease. Some people havent the character to stop a ha.lt when they know it is killing them, hut It la easy to shift from coffee to Postum, for, when made according to directions. It comes to table a cup of beverage, seal brown color, which turns to rich golden brown when cream la added, and the taste la very like the milder grades of Old Govt Java. level-heade- Postum Is a veritable food-drin- and highly nourishing, containing all the parti ot wheat carefully prepared to which is added about ten per cent of New Orleans molasses, and that is absolutely all that Postum Is mads of. Thousands of visitors to the pure food factories see the ingredients and how prepared. Every nook and corner Is open for every visitor to carefully inspect." Crowds come dally and seem to enjoy 1L Theref a Reason - j , tr s f f f Postum Cereal Company, Limited Battle Creek, Michigan , |
