Show A FOOL S RENCH FRENCH f HEN OH The Salt lake 71 1 lk tribune after avirl aabling tome somewhat whAt recklessly in geography gave it if up as a badcob bad job and arid di devoted its atten attention lion to french literature and language but alas alis I 1 our esteemed capital contemporary again put its foot into its mouth a gymnastic i performance i iu f which it has hu already achieved a rare proficiency at the head 0 of f ita its city and neighborhood aquia s this saturday morning the prominent of american gentlemen attempts to quote french and french it is with a vengeance i nce we reproduce the whole paragraph literalist literatim litera liter tim alint and punch n arater 1 P infamy said voltaire in n franceca Fran cepA would not have sufficed litin in utah now giving lie the ec of this inane item the bent fit of the doul t that diat ho lie knows when wilen where and anti bow how voltaire lived we would kind ly IV advise him bitu in future to shuo up bis his ollendorf before he again undertakes the arduous task quoting french of which he evidently knows no more than thi the paper on which he is himself knows of truth virtue and righteousness voltaire or arcouet as bit his real name was was did make the assertion thattie that the roman catholic church W was a bane to modern society to progress prosperity and develop i merit and in connection with thit thip sentiment in the spirit t of which he allowed his caustic beit pen to defile the noble nobl record of joan of arc are in I 1 bif I 1 villainous though clever Juc eUe cUell he advised bis his deistic and friends to crush out the infamous viz church of rome which in french reads Ecra fez lin I 1 fane fame 1 the way the sapient toadstool of the tribune hay lim got it it reads the crush the in arnou ilife a construction as sen blo ble as os the average tribune state indeed had bad voltaire e with his hi universal univ erkal al knowledge with his scintillating til brain with his hatred of his opposition to oppressor been bee permitted to live his days out in utah in the season of the tribune he lie would most decidedly have cried out in the fervid fullness of his heart heart he would have lifted tho the powerful VUK C f r 16 I 1 la mi T r claimed tile exasperation of ot his disgust it the vile vicious vituperative course of llie the slander organ of or the rule or ruin ring which fainot even brain enough to know when it ia is making of imbt if the exhibition hibi bibi tion of a monkey in a mini habiliment the next time the tribune american gont g leinan tries to quote tho tile gallant gallic idiom we hope he lie will p 1 st himself from the posterior portion of web tera unabridged an edition bound in calf being especially commendable to hia his i ervice A MEDAL HAS been stuck in commemoration corri me of the tile hundredth hun dunfred fred th anniversary of in this country and is sold in duplicate by authority of the bishops the case opens like a book and in the cen aral portion surrounded by velvet the medil ii is so 10 fixed that both its t a sides arc are exposed when the cober is opened A pator i that le ile lately found a convert kneeling before it in adoration itina ining it for an idol hellas he ha heard that uch such 0 perversion of the object is common among the negroes of the south where the medals are held in awe afcan as possessing supernatural luper natural qualities quil itic si BINCK itch AST X september emperor william of germany baa has had five severe fainting file hia his vitality full 11 ing very low after each attack and arid it 19 is feared fearm at it the berlin court that bo will die suddenly before the year is i ended |