| Show my neighbor and I 1 ill M quad in drakes traveler I 1 am road mad at the man on the southwest corner of the block and he is mad at me a and n d its all on account of nothing at all we bought a mantel and grate just alike and costing the same price we had tiling just of the tile same pattern laid down by the same man for five years we were like brother if I 1 had a sick horse I 1 consulted him we went over to his house to play old sledge and hu bis family came over to my house to play croquet id have bave turned out of bed at anid midnight of the dar darkest keist night you ever saw and walked twenty miles through e the mud thirty feet bring a doctor in case of sickness and im certain hed have done fully as much for me in an un furtuna te hour my brother in law irom from chicago paid me a visit he lie said the mantel waa was very handsome band some and the grate a perfect beauty and added but you want a brass fender no noll Gerta certainly inIX you do it will be an immense improvement A day or two after he be returned home bo be sent roe me a brass fender from chicago he not only sent it as a arp pr yent but paid the express charges some one told the man nian on the corner that I 1 had a brass fender it cant be P I 1 but he be has til never believe it iti 1 but ive seen it then he is a scoundrel Feo undrel of the deepest dyel some folks would mortgage their souls fur the sake sako of showing off a little I 1 when winn this remark was brought to me we I 1 turned red clear back to the cohar collar buttan I 1 called the south weft wa corner man a liar and a horse thief I 1 said that ins grandfather waa was hung for murder and that his ids oldest brother was in state prison I 1 advised him to sell out and po 91 to to the cannibal islands and I 1 offered tu to buy hia bis bouse and und turn it into a faa boap the factory the usual result followed he ile killed my cat and I 1 shot his hi dog ig he ile complained of my any alley and I 1 made nande him put down anew a new sidewalk he called my horseman horse hors an old plug and I 1 lied about his cow and a spoiled a sale eale he got my ray church pew awa away y by paying a higher price and find I 1 destroyed bis credit at the grocery he is now maneuvering to have havethe the city compel me me to move my m barn bam back nine feet and anti I 1 have haie a aal the arrangements made to buy the house next him and rent it to an undertaker der taker as a coffin wareroom |
