Show THE FRENCH seem eager to tackle the chinese but by the time they get halfway half way through they are likely to haye have their tackle unrigged by the moon eyed mongolians Mongo lians and their krupp cannon IF ir GUITEAU had had an english bar to be tried at an english jury to be judged by and an english judge to be sentenced by ho he would have saved the country much money and a good deal more unseemly claptrap clap trap the phoenix park murderers murder cre are disposed cofone by one and their fate ia swift sure and just THE SAGE cf of gramercy Gramc rcy park haa has been reported ill so many times by republican organs that he should be dead long ago but he will prove h fairly stirring and wideawake wide awake corpse and will cause a considerable rattling among the republican bones bancs and slay flay the philistines with the jawbone ef of john kely kelly P conigy ELECTION takes place in august next but there is not a ripple as yet on the surface of the political sea still waters however run deep and although the opposition for the sake eake of opposition party appear clothed in sheep skin we have seen a hair or two of the wolfs tail and will do well to be on the lookout BISMARCK does not want any american pork in his sauerkraut neither does iio lie want his trusty to indulge in uncle sams sausages but by the time the next congress Con gresa of the united states passes retaliatory measures excluding fatherlands Fat herlands fabrics from our ports he will find out he got the wrong pig by the aar ear THIS tuis not only y deluges the streets and frosts the fruit it also depresses a business none too lively in itself and dampens the spirits of young and old behave we have suffered from drouth but now jupiter pluvius is giving us an sm abundance of the contents of his water buckets which makes everything decidedly unpleasant unprofitable and unpromising DAY DAX AMR day brings dispatches detailing troubles in eastern work centers colliers on strike cigar makers causing ausing trouble stonecutters dissatisfied masons in meeting all betokens be tokens another sto storm rm and the present mutterings rings are only the faint premonitory rumblings gs of a great social eruption which when it comes will engulf property and life and endanger law and order society and state THOMAS series of concerts in the salt lake tabernacle next month is worthy of the patronage of all who can tell a symphony from a it sardine or a sonata so from a sucker aa As ogden city has neither a place large enough nor a loving public numerous enough to offer thomas an inducement to give a concert here many of our citizens will go to the capital and we hope reduced reduce rates will be granted on the railroad ix ilc RESPONSE to a question by a cr correspondent respondent as to the quickest time made by maritime vessels across the atlantic as well as across the pacific oceans the S F call QU recollects that tho the quickest passage from queenstown Queens town to quarantine new york of f which we have a record waa was by the british screw teamer steamer britannic in 1877 distance 2792 miles time 7 hours and 63 53 minute minutes going west from new york to ques town tho the be british ibish screw steamer kaeka in 1882 time 6 daya days 19 hours aad and 25 minutes between sydney and san sim miles by the Elig english liah screw steamer Ze alandis time 24 day days 7 ho hours urs from auckland to san francisco miles by the american screw steamer time 19 days 18 kours from honolulu to san ban 2030 2080 milea miles by the gots bootow bw 1882 time 6 days 12 houra houis |