| Show fried froth misery loves company the reason a henpecked hen pecked peeked husband advises hia his friends to marry one who knows fays that iu in tho tile country they blow a horn beffre dinner but in town they take anio one the best thing I 1 ever exclaimed a book reviewer as lie perused his uness will and found that the sensible lamented hail left liim him a snug bequest when mrs F asked for a now new bon neti foex fogg promptly refused A man and wi ie e arg oue one he lie said and it ia is a duty to practise self all 11 possible po ible occasions 11 A 1 l 0 only n 1 spent two hours I 1 in lolu munich tile III why you have gon gone to a single picture gallery B 1 I havo have no need to go to galleries my johnny prints himself him jack admiringly boft arc ara a trump miss Alari marion ion miss M f why do you call me euch such a name as that jack triumphantly because of your taking cricks iricks that was a funny story mr dixon told aunt jessie the one that made you on laugh BO so much you know yea why vou you laugh ida oli I 1 dont know mr dixon well enough ellough 01 1 art professor Profet sor you have ocen seen tho the catli edral at florence with your own e eyes es I 1 have not been so fortunate what j hat struck you as most noteworthy in it pup A very pretty english gi girl 1 rl yes said fenderson ive got quite an ear for music you have quite an ear sure enough paid fog but I 1 sure it was for music I 1 know betit but it waa was intended for i a windmill wind mill A busy doctor sent in a certificate of death the other day and accidentally signed his ills name in the space for cause of death the registrar says he lie wishes the profession would be as accurate generally A young child in oregon died lied from the effects of swallowing the leaves of an almanac it is supposed that tho the seven cornered name of a new now liver remedy adverta advertised ed herein therein buuck in the childs windpipe A young man should always want to see himself as others see himi him and in doing BO so he will find that his ears never seem so big as they do in sprang timo time after ho he has had hia his hair cut for warm weather ef the tombstone AT epitaph tells of a dear little boy who when told upon his first first day at school that the I 1 first letter in in the alphabet was called A at said to the school maaen ho how w in li I 1 do you know A young politician politician ician explained the tattered con condition of his trousers to hia his father by stating that he lie wasile was under an apple tree enjoying himself him elf when the fa farmers dog came alone along and contested his seat sent Il hello lello I 1 what brought you hero here said one loaton boston man to a fresh arrival from alic in kansas city th the a other day well I 1 heard that amateur theatricals were almost unknot here and ive come to stay yes he lie said 1 ine de boy y bothered me so I 1 took biz hia and a just ja wiped him arond the I hr enyard nyard ducked him in ili the laced him with an old tuy tug aind ad let him film go I 1 dont know what I 1 should have done if I 1 had been real mad prominent young man said tho the bount vernon street young gentle man of hia his parti particular oular friend why Fred sone of the most prominent aai and i respected members of our set why hes heji led more germans than any three other men in boston I 1 A lecturer di discoursing on n the subject of health inquired inquire what Wha fuse use can a man make of his time while waiting for a doctor v before ho lie could begird ills his answer to hia his own inquiry someone some one yn n the audience audie nep cried out he can make his willy will yes said sald the tile tad tidy housekeeper I 1 meditatively 1 I think I 1 will avill have ha t to t put somo some ashes on tho pave pavement c llala air a dozen people havo have broken their legs there this koirth and to day came very near down aud atla spilling a whole dozen or eggs gent cent to waier Brin nymo gmo some grammatical and typographical errors waiter looking oking ro puzzled at first arst but blit recovering a ing in a moment his jils usual serenity i we are just out of thein them pir sir then what do you mean by keeping them on your bill of faro fare father asked willie point lua at he the phrase su double entendre what does that mean wean why my son replied the parent happy to explain his knowledge to the family 11 a kind ofgus of gun boat that sails both waye ways they have baye two bows you knear 0 w that is why they arc called do double uble end ena ere ers ap my lofy hearers hear cra the lecturer tj before he could proceed further a babel of voices shouted well trade wit with hyon yo i mister well trade with you never you fear for that tho the citizens thought he lie was going to open a grocery in town and that lie had risen to announce ahe fact patient ah ali doctor I 1 am not well doctor that flaton astonish mo me in the slightest yo your ur ill health is the result of going put to parties and late supper eup pern isyou if you desire to regain your health you must renounce such habits patient a yei es but then doctor what is there to live for A man who wo took many chances chance on articles at a fair and never won dav determined ter mined to bo successful once in his ida life so he bought all alie chances oa on a IL watch and one 0 over V er for luck lack but ho lie draw it it was drawn by an tink nn known hown party who broke into the room the night before and carrl carried ed it off with n U lot of plunder litt little a kobert robert howard of houston ga G it mistook his brothers i foot for I or a falbie rabbit and away three of ills toe oes sand anck the auff sufferer says be lie J mind the we loss of bis toes but hell nav nev er get overia overa feeling of shame at hav ng ing feet that wole were mistaken for wild boasts te by one of bis own family who to ote be pretty well acquainted ted puh them A woman recently applied for slate aiu od and a blank was produced and the usual questions asked she answered the ire ecly vave until jt it came to your W asked a have I 1 got t to tell that she silo the unk re tildes it inabin Ina ain was atle a weib ne W r py ply 1 ajen i said she a 1 I 1 don dont t want antany any state aid h dudgeon flounced out of the office in |
