Show BITS happy hardest A 1 dubious doctor memorable tings hurt ua on a fell for borly feet cv dv our correspondent E EDITOR 4 D HERALD ALD considering the increasing metropolitan portions of our city but few events S seldom selom d OM occur of sufficient interest to attract my pencil to paper for the perusal of your many fastidious readers reader s therefore I 1 am route mute for lengthy intervals rather than bore you yo L i with mere words lago logo idle words however How evir I 1 will w il I 1 now venture to say that TIIU till HARVEST is 13 OVER the summer is ended and we are avci that is so far as abundant crops plenty of the staff of life mid other necessaries of life are concern ed the prices are lowber 9 in the poor mans favor wi with tit wal wheat en at at 75 ets per bushel bus iel potatoes pota toca 30 acts and all other t r products of the soil cor correspondingly y low with but little demand THE GENERAL HEALTH agthe of alio people has lins been good making but small business for the medical fraternity this place has a always been noted for being singularly free from his this class of professors with the exception orsome transient ent quack who has occasionally put in an in appearance plying ins his vocation and bending his no strums in a secret sort of way by the by we have one of this stripe here now who has taken rooms on the main thoroughfare and has HUNG OUT HIS SIGN boarin the letters dr C to ro the tile uninitiated this inscription io n may seem simple and unpretentious enough but too to a few besides yourself this cognomen cor cognomen I 1 nomen will bo be familiar as being that of the celebrated alleged bigamist who was tried and set at liberty while an innocent woman who was a plural wife belle harris was incarcerated in jail for striving to preserve her liberty of conscience ya this important piece cac of odthe the masculine gender with a i female companion who passes as sirs mrs C this eminent doctor INTO A STORE the other evening where I 1 chanced to be he ile was accompanied by liis his fair lady and as if to try to make tile store keet cr believe that ho lie had no bax ax to grilii in brigham city commenced to inquire the te prices of axes and upon being shown nearly all the axes there were in tho the store he lie pleaded poverty saying laying they had none small enough for him etwas it was c evident he lie bad had an all ax to grind or he lie would have got one A friend of mine who was present was soon drawn into conversation by that great man upon the professional practice of mr C and the latter asserted with a good degree of assurance that liia his book would show that out of five hundred cases that ho lie had treated ho lie had bad lost but one 1 I cupi oro be lie bigamy cases I 1 bad a notion TO CHIME IN QUACK but I 1 thought it instead and meanwhile my friend reminded him that ho be must be a poor doctor as where the tile doctors increase the mortality of the people seemed to increase also to this he lie demurred stoutly while your correspondent studied his physiognomy phy with the tile following result the contour offis features is ouch as would commend him to the generous consideration of some remote mining camp the curve of his lip evinces a great appreciation of a filc cant cigar but as I 1 have lave already wasted enough paper on this subject I 1 will come now to a more inore congenial one which is yes the young mens and young ladies STAKE conference for the county and nd it was a ver very y i interesting cecilton ceci occasion laon iu in several of its f agures the morning was occupied in hearing 11 reports from various presidents and of officers fiers of the different associations at the afternoon acs sion there were pr present besent several young lamanico La manito brethren one of whom add addressed the assembly in a very spirited manner bearing te testimony sti to the truth tru th of 11 mormonism mormon isar and advising all to read the book 0 of f mormon ho ile said he had lad been on a mission miss on among tho tile indians of the north at F fort ort hall and other places laces and had found a great many gildion Vil indians dion s who were pleased to hear him hini TIM GOSPEL and showed a disposition to comply therewith he lie advised the young nicu men of brigham city to stop drink ing whisky and chewing tobacco sister E it snow zions talented and inspired poetess and champion ain in abo causo cause of truth now ilow at a IL very advanced age next delivered a very impressive addren to the tile I 1 young people sh showing the tile necessity ot of moi moia at being posse possessed by the pu yi alg g of the tile latter day saints for the practice and defense of their faith elder joseph A west of f your city be being illg present next delivered a powerful discourse epou the first principles of the gospel showing the necessity for the young men attending to their duties and qualifying themselves for tho the work that is before them during tho the services in the tabernacle brother jaseph tibbetts of this city was summon summoned cd lome home from the Ine meeting eting with the announcement that his bon joseph bad accidentally snot BROT it appears thotis that tho the young man who 4 i about 19 10 or 20 years of age aa ft 0 ftp r was as in in company with some other b boys Y out hunting having finished th their sport they were about to return home bottle when joseph placing in 11 his gun in the wagon having left the hammer up the gun was ac accidentally discharged and the whole charge of shot was lodged in hi hs s right side he placed his hand over the wound and said to his companion oh sam im shot the young man was conveyed home and dr mitchell of your city was summoned and arrived as soon as pos aible tible and pronounced THE WOUND A DANGEROUS ONE after the wound was dressed the young man was more comfortable and atlant at last accounts he was getting along as well as could be expected although not wishing to cast any reflections I 1 think this should be a warning to all young men to not break the sabbath day by going boug a hunting afew A few daya days ago a carpenter by the name of hansen who was working on the new flouring floering flou ring mill SLIPPED AND FELL a distance of forty feet and miraculously escaped with a few severe bruises bruises and is now getting I 1 along all right with this medley I 1 will close or ind id remain youra yours J BRIGHAM arty oct 2 |