Show frood froth when a dumb photographer wants to say yes to a customer lie merely displays two jiga negatives tives alio binnom in re regard gai d to further cabinet changes aro are but rumors secretary sectary fe tary as quite seasick to be sure but not enough to throw up hi hii his s del dist distinguished amateur 1 I 1 I rub out a great deal moat of iiii inv acts are got by that old S snarl n a i A ah h capital process only oil y you dont carry it quite far enough ll 11 lie he ran rang the door bell of a banker the servant tells him film monsieur docs does not t receive toda today to da day that makes n nothing to me my racket is to know if he lie will give anything botanists report the discovery among the flora of ofilio the far west of it plant v m hoso stalk resembles the h human n leg of course this must belong to the je leg human ous order we can hardly believe it but lie the declares that wo we once railed called it an ignoramus we do not think that we could have bave so let our candor get tho the better of our politeness an exchange jeays that 20 years ago ao the indians indulged in turkish ills baths those who aro are brought into personal contact with the tile indians in dia na can an scarcely arcely ec believe it N was asso so recently even some ravages are polite an ali 1 dining with a canni lal bal king kin was wm asked what reli religious bious denomination he be affiliated wi ill a as 8 1 it t might be more agreeable to him to have the missionary about to be served of another faith A very thoughtful woman A man went home hoine theother the ather night and found his home lionie locked up ut after infinite trouble he lie managed to gain entrance through the back window and then discovered on the parlor table a note from liis his wife reading 1 I hav egone out olit you will lind find the key kev on the side of the step an irishman who had been con cone tending that a mule was a nobler an animal than a horse said that a mule had once caved saved him birn from drowning 1 I how low was that baddy asked one of the bystanders faith raith lie lavenie gave me such it a lick wid ilia his hind hin 11 les lea that he lie landed mo me on the ther side of the canahl of in fit it jake moves in ake first circles of lodis colored society charcoal would make a white mark oh his complexion jake was recently in town on a liot hot day dr williams debited jake to dj da some whitewashing when jake made the following excuse cuse boss do da sun am too hot taint no use woric wor Jiin ial I 1 done tole vou you till I 1 gets a straw hat bat do you think I 1 want to spoil dis biggers nig gers complexion plex pl iou the tile frugality of oatlie the lodi merchant is is proverbial b i al A short time since a lady ady living several miles in the country made purchase at a storo store in ill lodi among the articles bought was a dozen of eggs the merchant did them up in ili a sack a size or two larger than was really required remarking with extreme gallantry madam adain 31 ilias sack is a little too large but you can return it some tit time no when you come to town A gentleman who had boasted that his and cheerful pir were veto due fo bothe the fact that lie bathed twice tivice a day lay was invited to a dinner party when the company had assembled the lady of the house requested him film to take a chair at fit the table immediately atel y adjoining that which had been desi designated for the minister of the pa it ah ili ob observed arved one of the guests to the costes hostes hostess s 1 I see that you have an all eye to the eternal fitness of thin thinas s cleanliness is next to godliness |