Show A TR irLING misapprehension red hot between a preacher eacher and I 1 the fie editor brooklyn eagle ergle 1 I nm am a minister of the gospel go spell observed an import important ant gentleman with a it portentous fr frown own as lie tow took a chair ut at the managing editors table 1 I am a minister of the gospel and I 1 want certainly interrupted the managing editor we have no objection to suppressing Maing the tile facts do you know which re porter reporter has them 1 I do not sir sirl I 1 thundered the cler clergyman ginian 1 I wish to remark sir that I 1 have come tp well just leave the ladys name and I 1 will look after the matter he lie managing editor again interrupted this time quailing qu ailing slightly it is not a lady at all sirl sir I 1 pro clai claimed nied the visitor 1 I came to tell you sir air that I 1 am atu a clergyman and that yes Yc sir gir murmured the managing editor its about your ourson son I 1 see what is ho lie charged with 9 do you understand me roared the divine rising in wrath 1 I tell you ou sir I 1 am ain a clergyman and I 1 alave have come here for the purpose of pardon my my error cut in the tile managing editor apologetically how much of the visionary missionary ary money do they claim is missing miming 11 alwi will 11 you let et mo me finish sir demanded the pastor did you catch the full import of my first re mark iam I 1 am a clergyman sir and I 1 have come 1 I beg your pardon exclaimed the managing editor 1 I misunderstood you it it is entirely my own fault when a was it left on your doorstep never air never P 1 roared the divine do you hear bear me sir t 1 I am a minister of the gospel I 1 have waited on you sir air for the purpose P why certainly smiled tho managing editor 1 I owe you a thousand apologies for in my stupidity I 1 see it now on waal what point are you a heretic none yelled the clergyman 1 I am come to tell you that I 1 am a clergyman out of a pulpit and that I 1 have accepted a situation in a bank ban bankard kand find god bless me ejaculated the managing editor and baur bondsmen are stuck for how much like you observed the religious editor strolling into the sanctum aa as the horrified guest tore out you havo have a wonderful facility for making an ass of yourself whenever you come in contact with orthodox theology do you know what that man iv wanted anted was it a game of poker 0 ker asked the in managing alagine editor 91 dolefully it could nt be that they all know I 1 dont play no it a game of poker 11 med the religious editor th that t man nian is a thoroughly thorough ry consistent christian he ile has had bad luck and quit preaching he ile is 13 now a bank messenger and I 1 think he wanted the assistance of the paper in getting a call hell heil never fetch it muttered the mana managing g editor 1 I called callei him on every nand ani a successful clergy man can call hold and he never came I 1 to a show down I 1 by the way did yuu ou see about that presbyterian terian brother rother out in montana who ti bluel ud ed out three jacks on oil a four flush try and get some argument out of ti that bat in favor of practical rac christianity as against I 1 the e custom ot of holding aloof from their and the mana managing gitig editor took a fresh sheet of paper and started on ft a laborious editorial edi toria remonstrating Vemon that the doctrine of infant baptism W would outlive the attacks of science on tho the church aud and that a perfect faith in calvinism Calvini tm was tho tile only way to earn bread |