Show fried pried froth mixed tion said an australian schoolteacher to johnn johnny y 1 Fizzle azz leop t top is the worst in the tile lot you be begin gin by putting no period at the end of the tile last sentence rhubarb pica pies says a cookery cooker item are improved by being baked irp ir a elow slow oven so there is one thin in this tills world which is the better aone dono in a slow manner wanted twenty five boys as messengers must be able to run a mile mi le in seven hours bours apply at the main office of the american union D district strict mutual Telegraph company compan y n the old love is the title of a novel from the german we should say they could wo we know an old toper who loyes whisky twice as well as lie did lid when ho lie was a boy Wha tro you doing with that cigar you little rascal exel exclaimed aimed a father addressing hia his son SOD ma said afi hit lilt the tile cat again shed make me smoke an I 1 hit lier her again an am titled you eay sar your daughter ia is to mai inai ry that foreigner I 1 ha ve seen in your so often but what do you know about him what has ho got got why he lias has got a title oh why dogo do you u hare have a lighted lamp on or the hall floor 0 r asked a neighbor of a thoughtful mother for n my boy when he comes in at night 1 I understand said the neighbor the lamp of ofa wlad lad in ln mrs V A oconnor of fort gaines I 1 ga can play on the piano with her hands one tune sing another beat the drum with one foot and carry on a conversation at the same time the death rato is rapidly increasing in lit that place matter why the matter asked fogg browzin brown Brow uin in a terrible state of excitement that rascally Sh called me a thief fogg did lie and you cant retaliate by calling him a ii liar ar how vexatious 9 father to his from froin the university back ret u rn i anz son wel Well 1 th thou ou it hast ast of course no debts son three th thousand marks father what three thou thousand marks ul arks son well vell art thou not proud that that thy son so great credit hath indignant cabby who has got his ills bare fare ow am ito I 1 to keep keel a n wife and family on pay ay like this bland fare my goo good man an t the he sub eject of improvident marriages a i is one which has puzzled not you you nor me only H exit xit cabby busine usine blessings the circus circus i saved him no sir said the physician who had bad worked over the texas man fished out of the water unconscious 1 I never could haye bye brought him back to life if that circus procession passed he lie never would have regained consciousness ness A democratic joke Atthe Flatbush lunatic asylum visitor pointing to asad a sad eyed emaciated inmate victim of religious excitement I 1 suppose se no dipsomaniac no RF failed i led in lit bil business siness no what then A V Ile republican publican ried to reform is larty 11 the use of an office you say your you r office is a great convenience to you but youre never there people have called there hundreds of times timis and never found you in exactly when people want to see me they go to my ay office to look for me and so I 1 avoid their finding me Disi on land wilheim hn vell Pis bismarck marck how bow ish de news by de do morn morning ing babers ba pers bismarck oh olt I 1 dey liaf haf excitement b by chicago Shi cago dey bust a lard gorner an efery one by de unaided go gra zy you BOO see vat drou d coubles roubles bles I 1 safe ya carmany r n a ny by keepin dot oud yaw I 1 in north brazil there are no professional fess ional dressmakers the finest ladies usually making their own costumes when a man buys liis his wife a two dollar dresa dress ho lie have to give her 10 to get it made there are some things in north brazil worthy of imitation in this country how old ara are you jacob 11 asked the doctor of an aged austin israelite Isra clita W whom hom lie had been caled called to attend in a professional capacity and who is a bro broker ker whose mind runs on thenus tuat ions of the money market markev 1 I vash 72 years old was the reply you may live to be 80 years of ate ale 1 I vash tash afraid not MI doctor replied jacob vy ny should de lord vant to dake me at 80 ven lie can dake me tile now at 72 diplomacy Dillo macy 1 I dont see wil why yon you adeall arc all I 1 so eager to let general alier slier n man ian kiss you remarked a boston lady to a group of washington girls after the commander in chief had finished one of his famous oscillatory grand rounds at an oven ovenice reception lie a bit good coking and his ills breath smells of brandy But dont you ou see said a fair haired blueeyes blue eyed diplomatist ippol nati of 18 38 weve all goibeaux got beaux or brothers inthe army two austin ladies ware wore conversing about one tiling thing and another after the manner of women mrs sam aleby has not been to see me for a long ong time remarked one of the ladies she got time to make calls she has to are care of and be with her husband all the time why is he laid up with sickness 0 oh h noon the tile contra contrary he is the enjoyment Y ent of the best of stealth health if 1 he was sick she elie would not haye to wat watch ell 8 him our office boy thought he lie would go to school last week but he was bounced the first day the teacher w was 43 explaining the fact in natural history that animals always sought their ow own kind and to test the force of the tile remark said to our boy s now phlim if you were out in the woods and should come acro across a snake what would you look for next A club till miss and the teacher was so shocked edna that ho sent him back to us at once just us t given e n m my y boy daniel danle ia a farm near nea r 31 middletown td I 1 e t wn he lie remar remarked ked to a friend whom ho he met on the erie train the other day Is that so vell you do dothe the fair thing by your boyaj boys yea ye s I 1 try to 10 1 1 I Is daniel mb t no and that is hia ills only Fa iline aman AB an incentive for him to buck in and make the chips fl fay I 1 took a i mortgage back on the farm for two girds its value daniel has got to fe et t u un a and nd hump or ill foreclose on |