Show AS A FARMER ills experience in and other things or of ilke like sort diele amel this said mr as he be gazed around on hla his new acquisition of six acres thisby th ismy dear is what I 1 have always wanted A farm and ft a farmers fan ners life are the highways to hap piam mra endyke dont you think so its perfectly y lovely rejoined mrs pend ke 1 I 1 was born bom on a far farmand inand iwas though I 1 had bad to go a good way for water t fix that my in dear returned air ill bring tho the water now where are my a agricultural r reports I 1 must plant right ig g hi off if we are going to have crops and when the cypre ripe well go to market 1 I see the report says you must giue your hen ben chopped turnips once in a while said I 1 mra i dyke putting her thumb on abo paragraph either that or cabbages returned her husband 1 I dont know whether well hae haxe cabbages enough lie continued 1 ou must have less buckwheat suggested mrs birs 1 I 1 would think though that two acres would be enough lor one hen ben and if it you can buy a load now and then from the neighbors ill think that over said mr sp I heros one thing I 1 dont understand it says we should test a few seeds before planting to make sure they will germinate but it dont say how to do it may be it means to boll boil them su suggested mrs or perhaps you P it oh perhaps yu you think it means mean 1 I 1 to crack em with an axe to see i if f they are hard I 1 spose youve got an idea you stick straws into em to see if dune lone well you dont you put acid on cm em ill get ct some acid and drop em in and if it discolors cm em the re no good and if it dont theys ZI all right I 1 think we w ought to have some weevil for the pg pig 1 I bont know where youre going in to plant it said mrs dyle dyke unless it will ipa crow with buckwheat or onions you you cant put it in with the cabbage because the pig and ben hen would fight 2 iiii 1 iua lai demanded mr r S p oo glaring at his wife got a notion its some kind of a weed for a pig to smoke you imagine its gilt edged noto note pap paper er with a mono pram afim for him to write on OB dont you kvell well it a swallowtail swallow tail coat or a plug hat bat for him to go to church il in neither I 1 you dont plant weevil mrs airs any more than you do soap or clothes pins or idair roda rods coq yoi buy it in barrels and ill order some 1 I think we ought to have some lace nee curtains for the front windows Mg suggested mrs airs anxious to change the conversation yes and we want a folding bedstead for the cow and weve got to have anew a new armchair arm chair for the pig and im afraid those cabbages wont do without a wet net nurse squeezed mr 1 I suppose ive got to hire a man to see that the in meadow dont go fishing on sunday and upset your religious notions oh youre a farmers wife you tou are if I 1 had bad time to write an index to you and get some dod aasted binder to fix you up with a flyleaf fly ity leaf make a whale whole agricultural report I 1 and mr endyke shot into the house and to bed while his wife having put all the oil lamps into buckets of water so they explode during the night fell asleep dreaming that the cabbage patch doped eloped with the onions while the cow and pig had died of weevil and the windmill had abandoned agricultural cultural al pursuits and started off through ohio preaching the gospel |