| Show A WEDDING infelicity file trouble in nn ail J herpal I 1 an and a net 1111 1 in t brooklyn fagle Ka jle 1 I bate to bee u a hitch in a weddin remarked a fanner from out jamaica way as he lie dropped into tho the eagles counting room with a nuptial notice it looks bad and it makes talk Ally anything thill wrong about this wedding asked the clerk as lio lie made change for tho the old man mail nothing positively wrong wrong 1 but it launch like r t wak want t to 0 aee see things of that kind you seen by the notice that duck thomas was marlyin mar mary biar and at tit one time we nye begun to think they never would get through that ceremony what was the hitch bitch t why buck is a methodist and T mary I 1 ary is a episcopalian Pisco and as one wanted one service and the other another they patt patched lied up some kind of ofa a scheme to have both neither would ga go to the others church but each had bad their own minister and the came off aftin in the schoolhouse the episcopalian Tisco Pisco married mary and the methodist undertook to ni marry arry buck but there they was alternate whacks at tho the thing and neither was payin any attention to the other the methodist methodia brother fired offa off a sermon first and tho the bride sat fiat down and went to sleep then the episcopalian Tisco Pisco said as how wed all dropped in to sec see that woman joined aued but lie say who to ao and d wanted to know if there was any objections that started up the acilio methodist who began to ask buck if he knew what a solemn business lie was peg in at and if ho lie really meant tac trade all that time tho the episcopalian Pisco was howlin around about this woman and marr w was as S saying ayin g she would do this ami and that and the other the methodist was marlyin mar away on oil his side and finally they brought u a in a stump 1 I hows lows that asked the clerk well the episcopalian Tisco Pisco recognize buck or his minister and the tb e methodist t eth odist have bothin to do with mary or her preacher and there was no way of df gettin I 1 cm em together everything was all ready except askin them if take each other and neither one of I 1 em would do it mary and buck was hand in hand and the crowd was gettin hungry how did they get through it they had to compromise they wran wrangled aled ed around for a time and finally buck spoke up of his own accord and said hed take mary for his wedded wife and then mary chipped in and said shed take buck for fur her husband at that we all cli cheered and hollered but there they plumped on oil another anam in what respect inquired the clerk because there was no one to pronounce renounce ron ounce them man and wife buck euck tried to reason mary into lettin the methodist do that part and mary argued with buck and tried to persuade him into listen into her preacher but it was no use that brought rought E on another row and as it was W is gettin nigh unto dark wo ve all felt so methin ought to be done as wed been there most all day well did they get married aske d the tired clerk fixed it up the ministers was gettin pretty mad at each other othor but they agreed that each attend to their own flock so the methodist said 1 I now pronounce you man kanand and the Piscop alain said 11 1 I now pronounce pr enounce you wife and they let it go at that then buck paid the methodist and the tisco pisco wanted to know where ho came in in buck said aid hed hired his man and paid him and as he lie was not responsible for his cifes foolishness before marriage 11 her parson could whistle for his wealth I 1 guess there will bo be a lawsuit about it for the Tisco pi says he will have half ef of the five dollars if it takes a leg short off to the arni armpit pit 1 I dont like to see them hitches at geddins wed dins it dont look right and it aint business with which reflection theold alie old man buttoned up his change and drove home in deep meditation |
