| Show UIs his rich joke free the other day a luggage tag gage wagon brought a trunk to the union depot which was labeled I 1 dynamite within smash if isyou you dare I 1 the trunk was closely followed by A young man who bad had about seven ini to gathis get his check k and catch the train when he be presented hia his ticket and asked fop for a check the baggage master replied thu trunk cant go as baggage why IV by the contents are dangerous have to remove ithrom here at once or ill mako make you youA trouble rouble but there is no dynamite within in there is the warning 1 lyea lyes but that wa was for on the baggage sm abers dy young oung man a railroad never jok es get that trunk come old fellow it was jas only iu in fu fun n entreated the mart smart aleck 1 I have only four minutes to catch tho the train 1 I if isyou you do not remove the dangerous trunk I 1 shall have to call an officer was the firm reply I 1 1 I tell you it is not dangerous let me inspect it this was grudgingly acceded to and nothing more dangerous than four shirts which fadly sadly needed washing wera discovered by thia this time the train had bad departed leav ing the joker with eight hours bours on his hands bands and as the trunk was re locked jie wai was banded handed a scrap erand and the advice 1 I young man it might bo be safer eater for you to label yourself with something like no delay delav you are evidently too ape P 4 ip for thin section Bec tion now scrape that sign off or the trunk dont go I 1 |
