Show studying the I 1 brooklyn eagle 1 my dear said enid mr dyke running his thumb down the list of towns on the timetable time table and glaring helplessly at the tile columns of figures ta tires ray my dear deir the man must me the wrong business we I 1 can never get anywhere with this lets tee see murmured mrs laying her hand band on his his arm aud and drawing the timetable time table toward her theres boston LT ly and ana albany ar plain enough 11 it is is it snorted mr endyke abandoning the table an and d bending his eyes ryes on liis his wife think plain enough do ye show me how you make it if you ve got this thing by bythe the tuil tail wiggle it once for my information why fluttered mr dyke lyou ayou juet add cm em together gether tog ought four and threes three seven eig eight jit and twos ten put down the ought and anti carry catry swill to the ho hogs s roared bracing himself id a bis his beat and surveying hi wife with marked disapprobation about as much aa ra you know an anyway boston got to do with it what interest lias bas lv and ar got at in this thing got ome some k kind in f of a notion that they own theroan the road yc te fraps ye think ones a tunnel and the 0 othera a bridge well they aint and not half baked females who dont know a time table from a dog law now you let me figure this thing if you dont want to spend mend t the h e bl balance e of your pre precious cinus life ife on the road certainly ray my dear cooed coded mrs nestling up to her husband and glancing around the ear car to see if he bad had been overheard you can make it out if anybody can now we started from new york at 1030 am continued mr pen d ke V and we 9 got ot to buffalo at 1215 W am then according to this we leave buffalo at 1235 and 1240 for chicago what I 1 want to know is why we leave buffalo Buff ialo twice 1 I suppose its to make sure of getting getting away from front there suggested mrs ra fastening her thumb and forefinger on the margin of the timetable time table with a death grip maybe the engie eng eftie leaves at 1235 and the last car at 1240 1140 she added ai aa the new explanation occurred to her anyhow it is better to get away from front there twice than stay there altogether dont you think so dear and she looked up at sit him confidingly f spose anybody along the line of this road knows what you are driving at snarled hauling at hs his end of the timetable time table let go will ye engine leaves at the ideal idea I 1 it took you to hit it 1 when I 1 get time to fix you up with a cowcatcher and a schedule of cut rates im going to start an opposition road with you now let this thing alone I 1 tell ye there it is exclaimed mrs flushing with another discovery ive got it now 1 0 of course weve got to leave Buff buffalo ialo twice to get to chicago twice land mrs settled herself back and regarded the table with much complacency oil youve got it roared end endyke this railroad is twins I 1 L leaves e es everywhere twice and geta gets everywhere twice nobody would I 1 have ever found it out but you I 1 all you want now is a it misplaced switch and a nera inquest to be a through trunk line I 1 cant you see two different trains that get in here at spose they only run one train on oil this dod aasted road got a notion thattie th atthe tra train in goes both ways at the same time I 1 know all about this as well as you do but what I 1 want to understand der stand is how this irain leaves buffalo twice cwi iwi cc got it now think youve fathomed my design on this timetable time table ferhad perhaps Fer hap there are two different diffie rent trai trains us 0 out ut of buffalo hazarded mrs mrs open dyke deliberately tore the time table into a thousand pieces iches dropped them carefully under the we seat buried his hands in hihns his pockets dockets and gazed out of the window 1 I dont care soliloquized mrs there cant two trains arrice anywhere without leaving somewhere Bome where and wily anyhow how I 1 suppose wed get to chicago just list as nell well if we understand about this Buff buffalo ialo af affair flair with which consoling reflection mrs ro settled li herself in her seat sent and gave herself up to considering si how that girl on the other side of the aisle nisle would net if she die knew hw how much her laughing and loud talking with latr escort of offended the more virtuous minded of ether her sti |