Show THE 1 11 ahr far ii apte thoat a fral rn ra baglo glo dowiny now No winy my dear said 11 r endyke opening the book and ai as suming sum ing tho the correct dramatic cowl now my dear well rehearse our parts for f I 1 theatricals cals rm im to be bellam ila inlet lct and youre to be the and wo we want thia this thing thin to go off about tight the thara har dost et par part we have to p play gy to together getil is where I 1 accuse you of ing ing my father and wed wd better try that until we get it perfect ill commence now nony mother what the matter well I 1 was wid thinking whether 1 I had better wear my black silk si ik or my maraon suit returA returned ed mrs sticking her finger into her ber mouth reflectively reflect iv ely do P queens wear will you be kind enough to tell mo what pack of cards you got tl that I 1 all idea of a queen fro from MY denland demanded ten land e air mr fixing his cifes eye with a glare do you f suppose that queen sent for Il amlet to et his bis opinion labout bargains in gt iry ry goods when I 1 say that you must gay pay hamlet thou hast thy father much oh oil I 1 under understand pleaded mrs 1 I thought you asked me what I 1 was thinking about I 1 know L now you had commenced to play try it again well wel yo you 1 be careful thia this time becom recommended include d in ili a tone of solemn warning this 1 a is Is a fetah thia this is thi think nar you know know the tile difference between a play and a bankrupt sale know the distinction between a play and y shop opening NW tow N ill begin again and you try to do it decently now mother tho mat fer V P I 1 1 theres There 8 nothing the alie matter now replied replied mrs endyke straightening up and preparing to be queen as soon as her turn camp cam go un on dear I 1 understand it not say it cant ye I 1 thundered mr endyke yo studied this buddem dont ye yo know your dod pasted part what shall altay agay dearl asked mr looking at her husband with a ditled expression 6 asay say I 1 roared mr I 1 sing ilg a hymn I 1 if you dont know your part get off a psalm I 1 I 1 tell you what to s say a look here liere and mr 1 lowered ilia his voice to the intense pitch have you ever read this play i have haye you conceived any kind of a notion what its all about why yes faltered mrs endyke you come in and stab mr Speckle behind tile ears and I 1 scream that r right 1 dear hear her I 1 moaned mr endyke frothing at the mouzli stab mr Speckle baral ears I 1 all right now you scream I 1 scream why dont you you know to much about jour your measly part why dont you play it we eee ec e c e e 0 I 1 squealed mrs endyke faithfully following instructions I 1 knew I 1 could dould do it right asso as soon onas as Y vou showed me how will that do oh ob that was queenly snorted mr flopping into a 1 chair and regarding his wife 4 with rolling eyes just it that again a a 11 I 1 0 four of alio those e drain dramatic alic ebli birts till make this play plan thol the greatest bf modern enteria entertainments do it once more it hurte hurts my throat threat complained mr i mrs s e cant lyd e make it do with one scream dear mrs ai irs en dyke 11 said her husband with unnatural calmness theres been some mistake e made in this thing you should afave been cast for ophelia that was the part intended for you ou 1 I would just as soon vay play it mur murmured mrs pendy C who failed to see the drift of her husbands remark what does he do 10 f he ile was au in idiot from liis his bertli aej and afterward after ird went wept crazy explained pl n C d mr that was tl lip 1 I P part f cpr gr I 1 you ta then I 1 id ra rather TOLL be a alleela retorted mrs bridling a little as now ow dear I 1 acta commence all over and ill do doit it all right this lime time you cant cint do ii worse growled growl mr ill try it ance more just to see what kind of fool you pit can an work oft now mother the matter 1 I we wece weece e c e 1 giggled mrs mra I 1 endyke satisfied satia fied that she is was isas as pcr feet alj this lima hamlet oh oil hamlet I 1 ee o turn it off yelled mr endyke springing from his chair and capering around the tile room rolin as though a snake lead bitten bitty him clinis be ile quick and break off tho the end the tile matter T veaco squealed mrs open dyke impressed kill armed uth the idea that tho play was still going n and that thai ehe she I 1 had ad at last rat mastered d the intricacies of her part the matter with vou von inoway iny way a T howled mr 1 I 1 slamming tho the book across t tho ci room and dancing up to his wil difo 0 wo we o e e I 1 continued mra uns spoon andyke flattered with lur her bucce ss ind djaz gazing ng admiringly at her lius hus and my dear you are just splendid id as hamlet you should been an actor j 1 WIT yo shut kl lit up 9 gasped P c 4 sir V 1 1 P 1 I madder ad tic r than ever t to t think h 11 k that ii liis is wrath was mistaken for acting whoever told yo ye to yell like that dont yc know anything at int nil all scarcely think I 1 hamlet ian eilets a Itina lunatic tid adlum ay lum got some kind of a notion the queens a it fog horn ye get your you idea riden of this thing any wa way V y 1 I did just as you told me dear argued mrs completely taken laken aback anick by lier her husbands criticism Y you 0 it said I 1 was to scream when i bell you asked me what was ivas the ni matter atter I 1 do just right oh oil that was right holad mr layou au struck the key keynote n ote of iligir art both times with wit i that yell and your knowledge oft of the 0 text all 3 you want now M 14 a fire and nd a it 1 free ree list to ho be it dod gast cd od theater wit a restaurant attachment the first fira time a show comes around this way im going to fit you out with a hair lair trunk and a pair of hoofs and baart forit for a menagerie such talent as that can cant t bo be wasted on any cheap shakespeare plays while I 1 ve got the money and influences to gt you a job b in in ta the ie legitimate g I 1 dimate circus I 1 and mr jo ir dyke kick kicked ed the book through the window peeled led himself liboa a potato and im dova into bed with a flop like a whale 1 I dont care murmured mrs cutting some paper into little squar aboto eslo paste over her Mont agues 1 I don dont t think they would let mo me wear my lace bonnet aa as a eucen anyway and if I 1 dont play I 1 I 1 c can a n sit ii in 1 th the 0 au audience d ie n ce ivi with ti I 1 it on and thaes a great deal better than being a queen and squealing like a pig every time any silly one asks mo me what ii the matter id go around and get mrs Speckle to b be queen but she owes me a call and tm im afraid have to get along with mr Speckle let and having disposed 61 the theatricals to her satisfaction mrs rushed into bed and dreamed all night she wa was playing queen somewhere in her bed dress while mrs Speckle sat in the tile audience with s P new hat lia tand and dress an applauded lauded mr for tie alio masterly manner in ili which he stabbed mr jr Speckle 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