Show fried froth highly i the cultured no longer c call mos mosaic lie autri anent ij 13 the correct form the time wasted by inen men feel feeling i D 11 in tho the wrong pocket would ma make ke the next genci generation aaion rich if they had hail it before the wedding day lay elio was dear and lio be was her treasure but afterwards she became dearer and lie treasurer I hope liopo this ii not counterfeit said a lover over as ho lie toyed with bi am j sweethearts hand brind the lett beat way to find out id is to ring it was tile quick reply A new york man d desiring miring t to commit suicide deshot shot at himself times without hitting he ile will probably bo be given a position tiou on oil tile american ri even f team in tho the next international ter shooting match A newport snob recently went rowing with a small poodle tho rhe boat capsized the snob waa was droiun dro wn and the poodle swam ashore asli and we arc are longing to know if this is a case of the survival of the fittest did you ever see such a storm before asked brown referring to last weeks unpleasantness no replied fogg but I have read one quite as bad you will find the account in the book of gensia gensis mabel why uby you dear little girl exclaimed aimed her grandfather r his little granddaughter with head tied up have you got headache no she replied quickly I dot the headache hut but I dot a spit tul mamma is tho the old hen lien going bo be sent away for the summer no charlie why do you ask well I heard papa tell tile governess that lie would take out riding when he lie sen athe old away for the summer oh ob mr smith exclaimed gertie t e may I go with you and your our nice little puppies E do you mean Ger gertie tic her father in astonishment why papa said ger gertie t ie you rapa mr fr smith was going to the dogs I suppose you have settled to quite your old home lifo again eh eli sti suggested gg ested fitzroy to his neighbor yes pretty much but the chmil family y brought back a little too much m uch sea breeze with them blowing about something the time IN you know I am a member the fire department said biggs and if I find your young spark in the house i it t will be my duty to put him out but father replied his daughter if you do like as not I shall have a new flame within a week biggs limbered up immediately diatel dia tely y A housekeeper was telling a new girl how to prepare a certain dish and ended by saying fill up with milk and set on tho the stove till it boils but the girl answered ills ini dign antl antly mr im willing to fill up with milk but ill never set on the stove till it boils ill leave the tile place first you never was hitched into a harness with a balky mule was bousaid you said the farmer to a young roan man who had come to ask his daughters hand no replied the candidate doubtfully well then ien dont act just as if you was t for a chance was all the satisfaction he got A brooklyn sunday school class had bad just finished singing I want to be au an angel and with the angels stand when i the teacher abs observing that one of the boys had not contributed his voice to swell the sacred refrain said a id and you want to bo be an angel too dont you vou willie inot I not no re willie not right away I want to be a circus rider a good deal first the clergy mans wife had presented 11 him with a son a and nd the er happy P farmer as ho he went his parochial rounds was congratulated by the members of his congregation there was one old farmer however who received the tidings very coldly but when perceiving the pastors disappointment appointment af good natu ex cao p pla amed ined I aint got no spite its all ac cordin to I spose but when I think of that boy of yourn I cant help reck nin that in a few years yean therell have to be a new fence put round my watermelon patch |