Show fried froth the tile average ago age of woman can call be easily ascertained yet what what woman toman aou would id average known by everybody some people will talk shop said the undertaker mr jenks isa ia a lu magnificently ig ell aly built fell fellow w a corpse hed make inake thero there ia is a man in georgia who can cali yell vell so as to bo be heard five miles away michigan may as well call mil in her congressmen just discovered why a woman always evl tvs leaver a bi big margin at th the head bead and along the side of the sheet she fhe 18 is writ writing ingon on i it t is to finish her le letter on i friend hello tim thu you aint nit ut of work again arc aro you f unfaithful laith ful employee well yes fact is im noi able to boril work been beef injured by a premature discharge it ia is proclaimed that out in west virginia they give the name ol 01 liquid pedestrian to the man who rung runs up a it liquor bill it may be added that the name i is s very com inn mou there j A codfish wis was recently caught on georges and inside him lihn was found a wallet containing a horse cartic car ticket aa As the ticket had been punch ed it was wag of course ot of no further use to tho the fish the boston ewt JW intimates that jumba was recently attacked by a jers jersey cy mosquito but fails to say a word about the result of the conflict Ilo however wever there could be but one result poor jumbo they rile say that president arthur goes fishing sundays but that he lie lie about what lie cat catches blies the person who would complain of such conduct as anything an thing but mon mugil is a hard liard shelled old bigot A number caught in an unlicensed beer saloon swore that they did not know what they were doing A A good many boston beer consumers could subscribe to to the same declaration judgment I said a preacher seriously from the pulpit as he concluded a telling point in in judgment I and a small bryin boy in the gallery organ loft quaked out ferstl the base bol b ill fever feyer is spreading C the toothpick boot is going out of fr fashion baid said but the broad easy swinging boot worn by vigorous men meri of about fifty with roar mar ilage ble able daughters daughter will never go go out of fashion young man never keep out of its deac reach I mrs jones was rending in in a paper the other day ilay about a widow th tint tt got from the railroad that killed her husband in an in accident foiw imagine what ali tt buado ado her look a at t hijii ant and s sigh agh so hard after she had finis finished lied reading it the hungarians Hung arians have a national it dance j the die Csar dag intended to prevent the unquiet courses of true love love W wp hae I ve fi neverseen arven the dance lance but presume the greater part of it an elderly gentleman kicking a young mailoff pa man iloff off the front 11 stoop t we have plenty of fresh salt air boarders wear sol tai iirth in belr cars cari said an all enthusiastic seaside landlord dont say eay sosaia so said the press guest have you a salt rheum in tit the c house cje yes sir said wd ith the landlord alitt a in i rous correspondent has it in the account of the game between the oits and buff buffaloe buffalos alos at detroit friday it is stated that wood hit fit the tile first ball pitched and made a clean home run this is a move in the right direction if every baseball player would make mako a home run and stay there the fu fil ture of this country would be by a single cloud |