Show fried pried froth women generally are in favor of corporeal punishment they never go anywhere without their switch one good turn deserves another as the man said when ho be turned the organ orgin grinder out of the front yard corn is the worst used of all the ferea cereals Is no matter how fruitful it is is it is only grown to get ita its cars pulled will the coming man fly is the que question stion and the IT fat at contributor thinks he hd will when the comin coming woman gets after him the disparity in the ages of a missouri i e eloping I couple lay in t the he greater age of the woman an and I they used this fact to avert suspicion in in their flight by registering at the hotel as mother and son it is asserted that some canadian women have been doing quite a thriving business in smuggling ba baby b y carriages ages over the line by coming to the american side bearing babies in their arms and wheeling them back in a carriage doctors often disa disagree ree about insanity in the case of guiteau the surest way of finding out is to open his head and take his brains ou out t and see if they arc are diseased that will settle the question satisfactorily globe dem A savannah woman been able to walk a step for ten years because of rheumatism and a doctor of that town bet ho he could cure her in ten minutes so she would be able to run and he be just told her that her husband was in the kitchen hugging the good looking cook and won ivon his money A new york girl stuffed the sleeve of an old coat with straw and placed it around her waist as she satin sat in the bay window wrapped e d in in the soft june tivi twilight light it afe looked ked all right and natural from a distance and broke the neighbor gir girls s all up with an fn envy but the satisfaction she deriveT derived from froin the hug was about as thin as strained moonshine exchange the philadelphia bulletin remarks that the new comet was d discovered i by about two hundred different persons by night watchmen homeward bound editors associated press mab messenger boys iv wicked young men who were out scandalously late a man who had insomnia and got up to sit by the window a disgusted gus t e d father who could not sleep sleek because the baby was restless an and three men who arose and went to the window for the purpose of projecting missiles at cats Is your pro gramme full miss Beed Beede crusher rusher asked a young man of a western damsel who had just struggled out of the refreshment room with disappointment in her eye and an order of dances lances in her hand band pr Pro gramme ramme fuell said the daughter of tie the setting sun waal I guess gum not I had nothing but a piece of cake and an ice cream and that dont go far toward filling my pro gramme I can tell you boston commercial bulletin the gentleman who is taking the school census called at a house on austin avenue and was met at the door by the lady of the house who asked him what he be wanted he ile said he lie was going around taking the school census that some book you want to sell she asked I am ascertaining the number of children old enough i to go to school that people have replied the man with the book and pencil well ell you want to go away right off you are thumping the wrong water million you are whistling after the wrong dog you bo be w we e dont belong to the people at all we belong to the upper class my aly husband is is au officeholder office holder tex sip |