| Show fried pried froth after the officials of a t kansas town had vainly endeavored to disperse erse a mob a minister mounted a E box ox ant and I made the simple announcement A collection will now be taken the result can be ea easily aly guer guessed sed A aesthetic JEs Da damsel nisel the most charming decoration for a plate is a good pod piece of beefsteak with well cooked potatoes and just J a suffix chency of gravy lay over trailing vines or a sunflower any day boston post an E english girl wants to know bow long girla girls should be courted our ur opinion m may ay not be worth much in such matters but wo we think a long girl should be courted in the same manner as short abort girla girls are courted young youn men in the bright revised version of whose youth there is no such tiling thing as a first fint commandment with promise roll ii i sei se i mamma do you know im tin real glad youre my mother mother lother equally surprised risked and touched why I my karso lacause lt ii youn young man because cause you u call cant t ever be mv MY mother ain MI hw t A popular clergyman recently delivered a lecture to hia his parishioners assembled cupoo the interesting subject of F fools there was naturally naturi illy a very large audience band and the rush for seats was mile much augmented by the form in which the t he admission tickets were prin printed cited the inscription ran thus lecture on pools fools admit one sweet simplicity sometimes contains the sharpest sarcasm A lawyer said to his client an honest farmer did you go to your opponent and try to settle with him I did your honor was the reply and what did he say why air sir he told me to go to the devil and what did you do then sir air then I came straight to you A young youn man has just been married on ba the evening of the happy happ day he observes his bride ci carefully y restoring Dg her bouquet of orange blossoms within a globe of ga glass ass prepared for the purpose much surprised lie inquires the reason she with a charming smile replies but my dear I may be able to keep it for nest next time from the french the merchant thought the young youn man be up to the business and so the young man turned to go and in a dreamy sort of a way quite unconsciously took the merc badts silk umbrella x instead of the cotton one he be had bad brought and the merchant said hold on man I guess gues you can sell goodsill try you anyway ay 11 and that clerk clerk was an honest boy but he lie understood human nature and knew how to get a job |
