Show baud and ho he was a kangaroo there was once a very nico nice kangaroo who had a ve very nice nice long tail all went well with him im until one day feeling ill he resolved to get hid hig life insured the same as other people c the te president of the insurance company was glad to have BO so handsome a customer and he gave ave him a policy which made the t kangaroo an fed very happy that n night ight when we went home he clapped hia his hand on his pouch pocket and said gentlemen I have had bad my life insured in a first class company and if an any of you rou want to shoot pitch in it it at chisa one legged turkey gobbler wh who had bad served in iu the army pulled out a revolver and shot the kangaroo dead As the dying animal expired ho be exclaimed never mind gentlemen my widow will get all the money and I am content goodbye good bye I will see you later the turkey gobbler bler felt quite crest fall bobbler job en und the widow went to get the money and found that there was tonly fifteen cents coming to her iker you see the kangaroo had bad forgotten to have his tail included in the insurance polien which the president had given him As there was more of his tail than there was his body the widow got little or nothing moral it is better to attend the performance of Cal lenders negro minstrel Min than it is to be a first class corpse in m the tents of an insurance company |