Show SOME SHAKES an ail old n experience with arkansas Arnu aa affue ague little rock gazette Sp cakin bout the arkansaw ager eaul paid tho the man with tho tile candy sandy goatee and squint eyes as he be leaned back in his chair whar you saw my heartstrings heart strings in in case ive got any left to saw on oil clentie gentlemen mel gazo gaze on oil me tho crowd gazed when I moved down into arkansaw f from rom tennessee of sixteen aars a ago I was purt 11 I was for a fac I had a dozen 11 ill barms in in lovo love with me to so once and bud hang jiang me inc up if ever gal in tho the ballroom wo ud ur nt break her neck for the lionor dancin of with me I yes I was and I was good I was so that children cried for me rue and so good that I was taken for a preacher on more n a hundred occa shuns whar has my gone why ive got to be tho the intern alist alligator in the whole swamp and im browin meaner at tit the ra rato to of a mile raile aday a day fac solemn fact an that cantankerous ager is to blame f for or the hull bull of it I ve gota got a squint to my eyes my nose lias has been driven back an inch and what teeth ive got t I left eft ha have lve to bo be wedged in e every bunday day with pine ie cs or id swa vey low lowum iem I why the sight of my down in st louis killed a texas steer deadren a door nail and I was trying to look handsome at that I you said you had tho the ague said so do you you spose all tho the other calamities i in this whole kentry could have busted me up this way you bet I had erl er I struggled with cr er rit right lit along fur icv il stra straight lit y aars ars without a let u up gent gentlemen ilicin em let me harrer your so soula I with a few timely remarks your michigan ager is is a grasshopper and one dose kofl of knocks er dead out in gillinov the ager is bi bigger ger about like a squirrel in missouri 31 ashes about of a woodpecker and when she strikes down into ar kunsaw ashes a wolf throe three feet high seven feet long and built to take hold like a thousand buzz saws awS great slams but what hussels ive had with that ere crittell critt crit ert terl say did yo ever ride in a one boss bow wagin over a r stone tolie quarry was ye ever seated on tile top tail of a fence when a hurricane moved it at tho the rate of six miles a linit did yo over ever have a cyclone pick ye up and mop ye over forty acres of river bottom wallop yo through ten acres of woods and use ye yb for a tool to L knock down one hundred undred li acres of canebrake well that aint ther ager not the arkansaw kind its only the first faint preliminaries lie ile stopped to relight his cigar and then continued I faint long to live and don dont I t keer to stretch this thing any an tellin the truth has allus lin bin my strong pint and allus will be may beye 11 letsome idea of the arkansaw ager when I tell ye that I once both shoulders in sli akin and it was a light shake at that when I had on one of my double back baek action shakes I could jar a jug of whisky out of the crotch of a at tree twenty eight rods off nobody dast pile up cordwood within half a mile of my cabin cabill and a solemn fact I devoured kaneen just as you eat corn beef and my hull system finelly got so bitter that a dog who smelt my leg get the pucker out offis of his mouth in inside of ten tell days gentlemen I do not fisli to prolong this agony my bailin is grab FustI I know ill jump the ager and begin on arkansaw and when I get there id harrer yer souls till ye sleep for two weeks we will now havo bavo somo some licker and I will seek a few needed reposes |