Show fried froth it is the cross eyed man who looks at both sides of a subject an old lady wants to know what is meant by mean time our watch keeps it in the matter of vaccination it is the heifer who gives the physician his big best points last summer the english dogcart was fashionable this winter it is thel the english oscar she told him that she could read his mind like an open book and then softly said blank book A beneficent man half of those smiles are mine said a den bookel at an audience from his box disfranchise every roan m an who wilp attends do dog fights fight chicken fights bull fig fights lits and man fight and it might be always possible to elect respectable men to office you cant deceive the elements the last edow storm in new york put fools caps of snow on the heads leads of all the statues af of distinguished citizens in the parks the marquis of lome larne it is said claims that some of his ancestors put their feet under king arthurs hound table if his ancestors had been americans they would have put their feet on top of it the police of philadelphia made arrests last year when you on think of this you will see how tittle little time a policeman in the city of brotherly love lias has for sleeping on bi his post his ilis hours of needed rest are constantly disturbed what your daughter wants said an over candid music music teacher to a it millionaire whose education was not equal to his fortune is capacity indeed adl I was the astonished dished rc reply p ii well then ill order ono one jenme immediately bately no matter what it co costs ts Sniff SnIt kins was perplexed yesterday when two women each each with a dat ba baby y in arms got into a crowded street car and looked as though they wanted a seat but he was equal to the occasion lie ile offered to hold bold the little kids while the m matheis remained stand standing kug out in bay city mich the other evening a it rough accosted a respectable ab e girl I saying i arc are you from canala canada no sir she answered im from ireland and dealt him a blow between the eyes that laid him prone upon the frozen ground the tile question was not repeated guiteau wishes to enjoy the benefits fitsos of vaccination this is almost as remarkable an exhibition of prudence as that of the convict who on going out to be hanged on a rain rainy morning asked for an anover overcoat cat and an an umbrella for said he lie I always take cold when I dont wrap up against wet ivet weather recently two servant girls were i taking an airing when the following conversation was heard by a passerby och you could git ablove a lovely fur lined circular for S 10 40 just a beauty I yes was the rejoinder you can git ft a rale handsome one for fur 25 but be gitting bitting so common hev liev wan |