Show A BREEZE FROM BEAVER ablit aerator aspects by the herald correspondents A late number of your ever welcome but sometimes propounded a conundrum which I am capable of answering and will answer it was has scipio gone to africa the individual referred to authorized me to say that ho be has not gone nor docs does he lie intend to go to any such place he has no business there has lost no Living stones cs and hunt them very far if ho lie had and that when lie docs does take an en tour it will be for the purpose of taking the scalp of the alliterative headline head bead line fiend of the HERALD he ile ought to bo be sat sato down lown upon upon are enough to give a person of temperate habits an attack of lockjaw there are over two dozen letters in the alphabet and good ideas as well as sententious tent ious suggestions can casily be ex expressed p without commencing all till words with the same letter you will smile at this and say we knew that before icso if so please dear HERALD act upon your knowledge and give your rea readers ders name is legion and whose admiration is boundless a rest from the monotonous mischief referred to far bo it from roy my purpose to dictate how the paper should be conducted on the contrary if I should ever become a member of congress and the sooner t the e better et by the byo bye I will introduce a bill making it a capital or otherwise infamous anius crime to either write I spring in ol 01 poetry or dictate to the tile editor it r how his paper should bo be run and viewing it thus I hope apu will receive my suggestions in the R spirit i fit in which t they aey arc are conceived pi I like your paper er I have no feeling other than those of respect for the personal qualities and admiration for the general abilities of its editors managers and stockholders but I am unwilling to endanger the safety of the few remaining teeth which stand out here and there in my facial cavern like tombstones in a neglected graveyard by trying any more to read aloud to ray my small but growing family those double b barrel a arel ed swivel ended captions which preface all matters of importance in your well filled seemly looking columns please let up and continue my paper for another year on the same terms as at present I expect act to pay you a visit shortly eceil thia in may ay not be a matter of general interest but there are certainly a few in ogden who will receive the news gratefully this fact and a few others makes me feel greatly indebted to them we have been having an exceptionally tio nally fine winter the tile tearra temperature hag has been as mild as possible e no snow to speak of and as a rule the only time that overcoats over coata were necessary was at night the granger element take but little stock in the pleasures of the season however they look at the bald mountain mountains and the absence of snow now with feelings of dismay overlooking the pre present sent and contemplating the coming summer but ciu cid bono Y ESSAY CAI BEA BEAV beaverman 1311 jan 16 15 |