| Show A aquaro dealer Yeat erd ty morning A tall young man dan of twenty landed an luil at the union depot wit with u under his arm arin and anti after three or of four minutes spent pent in setting getting his beit bearings rings he lie walked Astl ked up to jefferson avenue and turned into a clochin clothing store ti do yu wi f i to I try on some coata e and lid wealth for ft a dollar asked the tile proprietor a as he rushed from behind we the counter no I gum guess not do you deal on alie square u are agy my frent that is exactly I does I vaa vas so square dat I lose last year can I sell you an overcoat for ten dollars no I guess not here is an overcoat that I bought of you three weeks ago ugo bought of me yes I think you arc are the man when I got it home we found that it wa was moth eaten I can pick it to pieces in a dozen p places I aces IV Is dot possible I und how much you pay eight dollars ally sly and rot yot you vanta bowl I want my money back vell I vell my aly frent I am sorry for you you seem like an honest poy and it vas too ba bad yes it was a leand I want my money back dear me but I vish you valls here yesterday let me explain to you ayou you bought thatchat that coat four weeks ago yes tour four weeks ago ago today to day veil ivell I had bad sold out to my brother phillip shuit one day before phillip ish not a square man mail what have I got to do with phillip jeime let me explain in dree days phillip makes assignment to my bradder louis dot louis is a leedle off he would cheat your eyeteeth away from you addyes yes but I any anything thing to do with louis let me explain louis k kept ept der pl place itce a week und he lit gif a shat tie tle mortgage to my fadder law an and vas tas bounced out I dont know anything about that let me explain my ky fadder law was took mid a fit and died und he leaf dis blace to my wife my wife was gone to europe for two twe years and she left me as agent now you eee see haw how it vas I gan not tell you who sold dot coat may be it va phillip may be it vas louis may be it vas my fadder law I it t could rit haf bal been me for I vas in chicago Shi cago if you leaf dot coat I vill write to my wife she is square chust liko like roe me and may be she writes back dot you can take a linen duster and two white vests a and I call it all right bay say this is a sneaking saini swindle exclaimed the young man may maybe be it vaa vas philby vaa vas a great liar til ill go to the police I veil vell dot is all right may be der police ahill help me cotch louis I found last ni night dot ot he cut all der buttons off all der coats in der store before he left if if step outdoors out doors ill mash you I chell I like to oblige you but you see I vas only ag agent ent for my wife well you will hear from me again agai n and dont you ou p forget it said aid the victim as kuwent he went out I hope so I hope so iliceto I like to make it right I only agent for my my wife but I feel so square dot I take dot coat back for 83 if you chant to trade it out in paper collars colian detroit free press |
