Show fried froth when a broker is it sports non b his is specialty is bars A man mail who cannot write hia his nnnie name can criticise criticism critic ise A vermont man liaa has willed hia hi pic picture ture gallery to a blind asylum perlin perhaps ps they fire see pieces longfellow wears his frock coat buttoned to the chin ebin the question n now w is who sewed the button on the poets facial extremity A rhode island girl jid has had three lovera lovers drowned and a fourth shot and she rather expects that the fifth one will be hung bung for a change the author of a recent novel has discovered a curious curious spring in his heroine in ili one place lier her eyes were suffused with salt tears in another her tears flowed fast beside the wholesale estale swindler IT who h make makes away anav with i the man who steals a i loaf of bread to keep his family f from roin staf starving ying i is a monster of the deepest dye what is the use of belonging to an old family unless to have the authority of an ancestor reada ready for any prejudice religious or political abich which your combination may require tho the boston courier says that many people make the mis mistake stake of believing that by going into a grain speculation they can secure a good meal three times a day th this is is evidently a flour of speech the philadelphia chronicle truly saye says the newark cashier who stole was an upright christian and a downright fraud in other words he lie was a pillar with a rotten foundation my iv business is to tz talk ilk said a i tump speaker I deal in words s and nd sentences yes cried one of the crowd and as long as I have known you your place of business has never b been en closed the growing custom of wearing mourning for a deceased Bwee sweetheart theart should be discouraged when half a dozen dif different girls suddenly appear in black at a young inan roans inana a fanneral funeral the situation is embarrassing at a party at a house not far fron stockton a young man who was taking part in a game of forfeits was requested to kiss the prettiest girasin the room after looking around he observed why ashes not in A gentleman fainted at water fordt ford fordythe the e other evening immediately after bein being n married to a widow we dont bladl blame e him poor man he ile knew not whether the dear dep departed arted had bad been bos or r merely assistant paymaster how is it my dear that you never kindled a flame in the bosom of any man said qaid an old lady to fo her niece niece to which the young lady replied tho reason my dear dea r aunt is as you rou well know that I nm am not a good match A celebrated lawyer once said that the three most mos t troublesome clients he lie ever had were a it young lady who wanted to be marii married ed a married woman who wanted to be divorced and an old maid who know what she wanted the boston boton courier says there is is more wickedness under one oi 01 binary political canvass than there is beneath all the circus tents in ill the country if vou you want real canvass back wickedness yon must tickle a ca camp amp ine meeting eting the husband that was really a very meritorious little dinner that your cousin cousin gave us my dear but I was a little surprised to see you taking some of the salad there was garlic in it the wife absently oh that made no difference he took some sonie of it too the tile following brilliant flash of wit appears jn in a paris paper returning home unexpectedly M 11 F mathieu finds hia his wife mak making ink over an old silk umbrella cover into a waist ho shakes his finger ather at her tenderly extravagant the point intended to be made is what a waste of umbrella |