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Show 1 Haskell Tall Funny 8tory. , Jack ll.okell, the Wo. lor 11 league umpire, tells the following ut I lie ex-peine ex-peine of Wichita: "It was down llioie n few- weeks ago," said Jack, "when i things wore looking shaky. Dining I one game of the Omaha series tlieie I were only 2i people In Hie stand, while the bleachers onniulned one lone and lotieMimo fun. The humor of I Hie situation sinus me, nnd belore the game I found nut Hie name ol the tulthlul one In thu bleachers, which I tos Johnt-on j "Then, wlen It was time, I walked ' over In fiont of the b'eacbers, und, I dolling my cap I announced: -.Mr. Johnson, the battel le for thla niter-I niter-I noon will be for Wir.hlin. Jarnlgun and Hhaw. nnd lor Omaha, etc' "'Thank you, Mr. Ilu, Boll,' replied I Juhm-un." |