Show turning tho joke on tho joker sw A facetious young man who boards in a hotel not very far from grand river avenue was badly taken down at the dinner or two ago tho servant who took his order was a cod looking sort of a girl and when toward tho end of the indal she asked him anything moro ha replied yes I would like a kiss the girl left the room fol lowed by a loud guffaw and told her grievance to alio landlady who happened the kitchen without saying a word the venerable dame wiped her withered lips and proceeded to the dining room iliin young anfin bat in lia chair still laughing at the girls discomfiture but ho quickly changed hu tune when lie old woman threw her arms about iaia neck and pressed her dewy lips to his again and again the fellow struggled to get ray but the old woman held him fast and showered kisses upon hii burning face until ho finally mado a nui toro himself booso from her clutched and fled for lew life pursued by the clocking laughter N this i a true story and the old that truth than fiction |