Show effect ot early A lavt years ago a fashionable french lady while visiting in london noticed a monkey collecting money for liis master an organ grinder in the prettiest way imaginable slie took such a fancy to tho droll little fellow eliat she bought him dressed him in alio most costly jacket and made him her especial pet the other day alio lady bield a ro certion in runs for tho benefit of a charitable institution and her monkey attracted a great deal of attention by his funny grimaces and amusing action in tho course of tho evening a young indy seated herself at the piano and playing her own rang a popular song As soon as she held finished the monkey alio notwithstanding hia present position biad not forgotten liia former duties seized a hat and holding it boford cadi bucat according to his custom began a collection the singer laughed hii mistress looked vexed but to the amusement of everybody the animal went alio rounds and collected a largo sum his task ended lie jumped upon the knee of the signer amid shouts of laughter and deposited alio contents of his hat in lier lap alio collection was of course devoted to tho charitable fund tace magnolias is im provin us alio llio gold hill miner thoughtfully remarked the other day when a china man blew a biolo through a white loafer alio biad just spit in liis face mis partington in illustration of the proverb A soft answer burneth away wrath cays eliat it is better to paregoric aUy of a person than to be all the timo flinging epitaphs little freddid was talking to his grandma who was bonie lhing of a skeptic grandma do you belong to alio aret church xo to the baptist no to any no well grandma dont you think its about time to get in somewhere |