Show when you have ai secret to communicate to a pair of twins be sure and get them together for you will find it difficult to tell them apart she had sued for breach of promise and the verdict of the jury was against her want to pol the jury jhc i yes I do acs cimine happle for two minutes A little boy about fline years of age with his parents at table chote was asked bean sir when he shrilly replied I dont want to know what its been but what it is A sly lover she was afraid stick covered her lips with and glue invited him to kiss her owing to the fact that she had posted her father when pre to pounce into the parlor the plan worked admirably f nautical husband oh I m the of the family wife yes and the and the and the small boy from experienced el i I too mamma applause A woman was recently convicted of gambling in new york city and sent to jail there are no male gamblers in new york at least we have never heard of any being convicted and sent to jail it seems strange that a woman should have fallen so low look here boy this is a miserable certificate your teacher sends me of your standing said a gal veston parent to his son taint my fault I have the getting up of it or it been all right A country girl at a fashionable hotel in new york noticed that all the guests used their forks only in eating their pie upon her return home she reported the fact to the old lady who comforted her by observing you mind em jemima its all lecausi too lazy to use their knives mr mcguire was elected constable of a kansas town and a I local paper announced that mr mcguire will wash himself before he assumes office this made very angry called upon the editor the editor promised to re tract and announced next day that mr mcguire would not wash himself after all susceptible girl asks who is the handsomest editor we arc compelled to own hat we are and the new haven offs ter asks since he death of george who is the greatest novelist of the time ve are compelled to own but hold on come to think we never wrote a novel |