| Show the word welcome on the door matt or worked in ilk floss and faarae to hang on the wall does not always mean that the relatives even unto the third or fourth generation may conkein coni ein at all times and make themselves perfectly at home the boolak museum preserves pr serves an interesting inter efting figure that is called the bust of pharaoh the bust dates anck to the exodus when too joany chips were passed in to be cashed at a critical after the bank of the ked sea had been A circus company didt pay salaries and one of tho riders put an attachment on the center pole of the tent for tho amount due him while the show was in kingston King iton N Y the other day lie just as well exve taken the backbone of the manager it was douglas Jerrold who showed that the english language is quite able to express alie most intense emotion lie aid of a man who had proved himself a thorough scoundrel he would sharpen a knife upon his fathers tombstone to kill bis mother in maine no physician can tice until he has dissected no bodies are dissected but those of executed criminals and there is a law against capital punishment but obese littin discrepancies do not deprive maine of of good physicians and now the seaside hotel keeper sits dowland dow nand counts his gains and meditatively says to himself Is per cent profit enough to warrant me in running the old shebang another year or shall wo have a terrible conflagration in november I guess ill con flag A lawyer ad a d a preacher were discussing the direction of the wind the former said we go by the courthouse vane and we go by the church vane replied the par eon in the matter of wind that is the beet authority said the lawyer and the preacher went home to cogitate no jane we cannot send you a pattern for a polonaise because ours is millaid mislaid mi but we can advise you to give up all thought of such an article for hollys pollys nays were not pleasant to the masculine ear and we do not believe they have grown any sweeter or are given any less cm since we heard one par nicular one the sun is down but backward sends ilia parting rays of red the child its day of pleasure ends and to bed and softly oer the eastern hill comes the translucent moon and as one chair they each do fill the lovers sit and spoon no adolphus Adolp huf she dint mean anything when she told you that her fathel always went to bed at 10 the simply intended to in tuaato aner neau fear no step upon the stair and instead of going home as you say you did you should have nestled her closer to your manly breast and asked her what time the old man usually got up in the morning upon the summers cheek a tint of pallor lies we read ft soft unspoken hint of death within her eyes and much the same prophetic shade pathetic strange an mute falls ore the trousers slightly frayed of the young mans summer suit oh pshaw petulantly ex claimed miss lydia languish looking up from the last new bovel in response to a summons from her mother t come and assist in preparing dinner ob I am just where edward de courcey bert is about to propose to the lady ethelinda adele st clair and wisia dinner had never been invented and the look of supreme disgust that fleshed from her eyes showed that it the boy stood on the second base with cotton cloth his thumb we bandaged till it really looked dikea minature Krupp gun two men went on he would not stir the capoun grew quite hoarse he loudly yelled at that sma boy alio never stirred of course what fearful sound is that the boy where la he quite easily he reaches home on a hit of bases three effect of cyclone I have come for the rent of last month said the landlord here I there is a dispatch in town there i a eye lone in the golf heading this way and I going to pay rent for a house that may be swept away at any moment the cyclone that aint here yet baitt well sweep away tr rent you owe me already there i no telling one of those stupendous efforts of nature sweeps everything irresistibly before it and it might be just our bad luck to have it sweep away that back rent come again when it has all blown over tins said mr Tol laby laying down the carving knife and drawing long breath this must be the that laid the golden fag what for said MM the landlady abari ly because calmy relied mr it cuts eo much quartz I think interposed mr conagin Jo nagin that it was u rooster that laid the golden gg after all because ho is crew cible thet wont answer at al said the professor and he was greatly annoyed when the real ot the hoard ers kept quiet and looked at bilm waiting for him to finith his joke but assay you know said mr who writes for WA it wont do you know to goose so into the dead lan guipee for a dead goose you know young mr lie wa afraid this would lead to tomo bing comical co mical after a while but be was told to mind his own business and the discussion was closed by mrs tun muff who told mr hat if he go ahead and earlu tho fowl the bordera dynamite that day burlington |
