Show JAS aged so much the last o that it is sure to last a aito S tho renowned rotting has been so called in deference daughter of her former owner tone she belongs now to mr S LOGICAL garden in abila buys workout hordes to feed tho carnivorous flesh eating animals it takes four horses a week and it ia found to be much cheaper than to uso beef THE ganue has got the following mortal insult on the misses of the garden city A chicago girl chewed phosphorus to make herself a good match which implies that all tho rest of her was a llian slick of wood docina made a speech in tobio the other day in which he ahat he WM a member of the ifo reeley party against grant but cihat he was now for garfeld Garu eld having i mule his speech ho ate a public republicans HS ABB desperately hard L upeor jokes the latest invention jiin that line fortunately not yet pat cited ia tho query what is the ag of the democratic candidate tn for t vice president tho answer to this pis given as age of course A wealtny MEXICAN who lives at chihuahua where boss shepherd has his silver mine has offered 2000 ot the scalp of victorio the apache chief is making BO much trouble down ra that country and for the scalp of each warrior of his band SAYS THE philadelphia times of a afi rt d the prince of wales has recent yf ly exhibited considerable intellect y uil activity and in preventing two marriages marri agea of his friends jle hindered the of admiral olyn with miss NeiS sou and is now the obstacle to the intended marri ae of tho Baron eai it will be gratifying to the friends of civilization generally to knovs tha the gentleman who i to rula the knitel kingdom of grait britan hag some capacity beyond enjoying a hors erace a dinner a flirtation or a good time behind the scenes of a theatre aa they have no popular elections for heir king in england and have not yet learned how to employ electoral commissions to change the heir apparent to the throne he is reasonably certain to bo the ruler of the greatest monarchy of the world in a few year at the latest and M he haa never exhibited the V semblance lem blance of or even tho study of it it is some s consolation to know Is equal to something areri if it does iio trise above dictating the wives ot his tv dorile chums and dependents if the of wales had acon born in this county with fair opportunities and industry ho might have cristn to a elreed car idith the hope of one day reaching dollar clerkship but bs first son of the estimable queen he will bo king of england it makes all the difference in ehfe world to some people just where aija when they happened to be born A is the september number of the describes the death of president barrison aar apr in the following terms president II arrison who was an early riser used to go to market and he refused in the spring was cold and stormy one morning having gone bohto market thus thinly attired ho was overtaken by a slight shower and got wet but refused to change his clothes the following day ho folt symptoms of tion which were followed by jonii at his ohio home ho biad lived plainly and enjoyed sleep but HI washington ho bad while ruing early rarely before one in the morning and cal power enfeebled by age had been overtaxed ever taxed at the bame time he president s mental had undergone severe strains as was evident when he somewhat delirious w auld gay my dear y I daiil not direct that your should be turned out f did not know it I tried o prevent it on other occasions ho would say in broken sentences ilia wrong I wont ti unjust jhc thc applications will they never the last time that ho spoke aas about three hours boford hia death when liia and were standing over him having just to his comfort bif fici throat aa to audibly and aa though be alcied hia successor or isom in the govern inanen t ho gaid sirl I you ti t ot the w yh cheti carried J out I fask nothing tuoro general II arrison wa removed from iho which had already become inevitable before the toria imd almo to gather before onvy and detraction and sectional fury avd to muster their dorea ot vengence ven genco upon his hwd the ot the leaders of hii own party lad scarcely begun to make itself lorro that venerable head silvered with the frosts of age and of long and arduous devotion to hia count rys ervice was gently laid on the pillow t death v |