Show we look not upon tho watermelon when it is red eat it and be arcady for the next one how many tins will be concealed by the charity of giving leg ged man a pare ot it is said the ordinary life of a bee is only ninety daya the end oan bee however is very lively it would be very indiscreet advise lo 10 firemen to tell them to strike alie fire is hot rowell the pedestrian s writing his biography it will abound in foot note in sweden nearly 2000 school gardens have been established as instruments of useful scientific edu cation if love is blind why do the girls put in two thirds of tho time banging their hair and looking up the most killing styles knowledge is better than wealth yet how many people there are in this wicked world who prefer the inferior article A north carolina man danced BO hard with his girl that he broke three of her ribs and then her brother broke his head who hath woe not the man who eriveth a mule team for when he creeth choal the personifications stubbornness stubborn neis whoa not the best summer resort for a spitz ilog is the watering places the dog should be placed about four feet under water she has called me with a full hand said the boy whose mother ordered him into the house while he held her slipper ready for immediate use sylvia ireina of clermont has jut finished an experiment bebas lied twenty years on rye bread and hard cider tho rye bread killed him at last some of our exchanges use the head clipped editorial over three or four line items just as if all other editorials wore original love that makes the world go round it also makes the kuung man go round to the hm of his girl about seven nights per week he that refu seth watermelon when he hath enough s cje hut he who all he can got and longingly at the binl labeth the foundation of a doctor bill tha froth of speech is not elo quence no more than the foam on a gass of beer there must be ideas in talk and body to beer to go down A frenchman has invented a telephone will work successfully across the atlantic bays an exchange well why it work on this side of the water patience a jewel that the small ty little of he that eat eth apple when they arc green hath bolio but bo till they are ripe hath happiness who will now play juliet asks the cleveland herald greaf scott young mn therell be more than efty young ladies just U of boarding playing it befaro christmas the ong I am weary tonight to night love without you ws composed by a party whose wife had left him to take care of the children while she went to the theatre th gnp of tho bob Inper toll still sticks to his phrase treat woman like a eplen did flower and if flowers can ever be trained to get up first in the morning and build the fire it will become vry popular when a writer says a certain thing is impossible to describe and then use a half column in its description he doubtless means nobody but himself could describe it A tucson special says ex con gressman luttrel is reported to have made a large strike in tha alta mine barshaw ore runs wel ip tho hio deeds and picked specimen assay roq when you see a man take olt his hat to you it la that he reap ecta you but when be is seen divesting himself of bi coat you can makeup your mind that ho intends that you shall respect him scientist your desertion that of women observed at random in street cars will stick out their tongues when unclasping their pock maybe true but lye havo no room for your essay on th subject in tho of the night when all the candidate are asleep professor swift of rochester boldly discovered another comet lie catches cm every time A little calf on the tail does the young mother no if your children have been eating green fruit it not hurt them to drink milk the fruit will hurt them so howl and kep the neighbors awake all night any way and tho milk cant make it any worse lie was tilting in the parlor with her when a rooster crowed n the yard and laanna olef he saia f wih to gracious you would she aard im a sleepy as I can be iio took his hat and left and been back since woman how o you sell beets a new orleans bummer of an old woman in the french market yesterday looking at him from head to foot she replied yen I haf some like you vas I sell them two for ft cent aliece the earl coslyn thinks that goats might ba very profitably raised in the alleghenies and blocky mountains the goats have not been interviewed ter viewed but probably most them think that the eail of roslyn could bo baited most anywhere they met him maud yea a taffy party is all right even in tho summer but no molasses is needed if you aro lie kind of a female wo take you to be give the young man all the taffy he needs and you need not be afraid of overdoing the matter for he will probably take it in large chunks theres bermin an alil tbt I bat lo 10 me it I not plain for It nothing lj cerula how can it tie ceil tin that nothing t Crl alato know I would filu A couple of rag pickers groping along iho gutters discuss religion and politics for my part one I beldere in neither priests religion nor churchea chur cheo napoleon did wrong to re them yes said tho other but such superstitions aro necessary for the lower classes anca paper A lady at white sulphur springs when asked by a reporter for a d of her dres said SI dont izmir a very hand gomo costume but leave the nicest husband and two of the children in the room for sound sense and happy fortune gho deserves to rank with tho mother of gracchi |