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Show 1 iTT j LITTLE. BENNY'S j NoteRooM By LEE PAPE ii mn 11 in m 1 m 1 ii 1 1 1 11 rrr0 THE PARK AVE. NEWS Spoarts. The Invisibles wunted a little pratice last Thersday aftlrnoon and It was too late to go out to the park so a delegation was elected to go and seo Flatfoot the cop and ask him If it would be all rite to have a game of ball In the street pervldlng nobody broak cny windows, but Flatfoot looked so mad about sumthlng that the delegation wawked rite past him without even stopping. Among tlmne In the delegation was Bunny Potts, short stop. Skinny Martin, pitcher. Puds Slmkins, catcher, and Ed Wer-hlck, Wer-hlck, ferst baste. Slsslety Mr. Charles (Puds) Slm-klnses Slm-klnses big sister la practicing singing for grand opra, wlch you can heer her very day for about a block, sownd-Ing sownd-Ing as If she thawt suinbody w.i.s choaking her, being very Imbarrisslii to Mr. Charles (Puds. Slmklns. but everybody knows Its not his fawlt. Pome by Skinny Martin Once Was Enuff I swatted a fly with a fly swatt And It fell in a heep on the floor. Wl'.h serprize on Its little feelures. It had never bin swatted before. Intrlstlng Fa cits About TntrlsMns Peeple. Reddy Mcrfy took his ferst dancing lessin last Satidday aftlmoon, and on the way home he swapped his danclng shoes for a 3rd balsmanf glove. All kinds of dogs took out for exercize. exer-cize. Rates depending on thr siz and how mutch they pull. See Puds Sim-kin Sim-kin and I.erov Shooter. (Advertize-ment. (Advertize-ment. ) 00 |