Coalville Times | 1903-04-03 | Page 3 | The Rum Omelet

Th Rum Omelet I Farmer Ilornlhand: Hello, there I Well, if It hain't HI Smith I Illumed If I hardly knowod yu without yer I whisker. J til Smith: Ya'as, that' whut every- E body tolls me. Yo see, I wouldn't a' J shod 'om, only I waa blamed fond o' E rum omelets an ordered one ev'ry r time I come to town. Th' lust time I j tuck one I didn't nutlco th' toller J llgotln' th' match, an' pretty Boon th' ' bluo blazes win up In my whisker an' I had to Jump Inter water bar I j t' put 'om out. My llfo Insurance ! company got onto It, an' threatened t cancel th' policy If I didn't olthor abed 5 my whiskers or quit catln' ruin ome- r lota, an' bad a 1 bated t' part with I 'em 1 took my ca'ice. Hultlmore 1 Amerlcun. i