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Show jl LITTLE. BENNY'S I Wote&ooM jl By iE PAPE J! umnniB" inn ineii i. n i smgaEggTgaaroTfcri'.Ejy CANDY. Candy can be either sucked, chewed or allowed to melt and run down, depending de-pending on wat kind it is. The most ixciting)is the kind that melts and runs down, sutch as chocklit crcems, but the best wearing kind is the kind you can suck, sutch as sour balls Some fellows can make a sour ball Mast a hour jest by not werking it too 'hi' id, and they also get grate plezzurej In taking it out every once in a, wile to 'see how mutch smaller it is and if its J color lias changed eny. The saddest ' moment of a sour ball is wen it gets so little it can't do anything cits but disappear. dis-appear. I The most ixciting candy to bile in half is assorted chocklits. on account of you never know wat theyrc stuffed with till you bite and look, and then if you're disappointed you can ixchango the other half that you like nnd they don't. Wen people 'eat assorted chocklits chock-lits hole without caring wat theyrc stuffed with, its a sine theyrc getting old and careliss. The 2 most ixciting jthings lo rind inside of a ssorted I chocklits is loose jooce and cherries. The stingiest kind of candy to cat is all day suckers, because you can suck one rite in frunt of sumbodys jfaco on account of knowing they havo too mutch pride to ask you for eny of li. The politest thing to say wen lyoure eating a all day sucker Is, Im sorry I started to suck this or I would offer you some. If you are eating a peppermint stick and enybody asks you for a bite, tho safest way is to hold your thumb so they can't bite off too big of a peece without biting your thumb and giving 'you a chanco to get mad and change lycur mind about giving thorn a bite in the ferst place, all depending on weather weath-er you are a quicker jerker than what 'they are a biter. I The most ixciting place to eat can-idy can-idy is in skool on account of the dan-,ger dan-,ger of having it took away frum you i forever. Before the high cost of living went up you used to be able to buy ienuff candy for a sent to last awile, but now If you havent got at leest 2 scnts you mite as well not have eny. |