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Show ; PEPPY CHAP'S BREW UNCORKS ! KAYO-LIKE HIT This, chap did not understand the workings of fermentation and because he did not. he is spinning yarns about how he got a very much swollen and discolored 'optic. 'op-tic. He had made some homo brew and put it into bottles. The other day he cut the cord, not thinking that the cork would fly out. but it did and in Us flight struck the young man full in the right eye. And that's the reason he's telling tell-ing his pals around the office that the sidewalk surreptitiously sneaked up and baited him when he Wasn't looking Henceforth accept these tales about a black eye with a knowing wink and s mpathetic chuckle Vou'll be 90.9 per cent right every ev-ery time. |