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Show J LITTLE BENNY'S NoieSooA By LLC PAPE j Pop was smoaking with his feel up last nlle. and I sed. Cay, pep. Say It yourself, sed pop Meening iwat did I wunt. and I sed, Will 7011 get me a byslckle, pop .' Have you any ideer wat bysickle-s cost nowerdays 1 sed pop. Have you any ideer wat byslckles j csto nowerdays'' seel pop. .o sir but I can easy find out, I sed. and pop sed, Dont t rubble yourself, your-self, I know wat they lost and theyro darn lxpenslve. Well (j. gosh, pop, I sed, I wquldsnt haff to have the very most lxpenslve one, and pop sed, Thats very consld-e-;ito and thawtflll of vou, but you fall down and hert yourself quite enuff as it is. Aw. C, pop, no I dont. I sed, ind pop sed. Do you mean you think you could fall down still more if you had a byslckle? Yes sir. no sir, I sed. if I had a byslcglo I bet It would make me so careflll 1 bet I would never fall down agen even wen I wasenl riding It. gosh. G, pop, think of all the reasons wy a byslckle would be a great thing for me to have, I sed. and pop sed. I cant think of eny of them, mutch less all of thorn, and I sed, Well If I give you 4 good reasons, pop, v.il you get me one f If you gie me 4 good reasons 111 get you 4, sod pop. and I sed. Well in tho ferst place jest think how quick I could go errands with it. and in the nd place. C, pop. Id bo glad to go errands er-rands Insted of sorry like I am now, and Id always be asking you and ma if you had any erranels you wunted me to go. and in the 3rd placo look at all the cxtcr ec r I so Id get. ami In the 4th place If I had ono I would-ent would-ent half to bother you eny more about getting me one alnt they 4 good reasons, pop' No, sed pup And he kepp on smoaklnit with his feet UP and I asked him If he would get me a new base ball bat and then went out to see if eny of the fellows was out. |