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Show -A V I ME .HAD THE MONEY. Satisfied Clerk Ha Could Buy Ship. .la Washington, as la all other large oil- -, hotel men see some of the queerest phase of human nature. The and, antics of iqebrlati-are occasionally of uncommon gae-,t deal with this class of'en jic in- - To as touch a- - proposition as pit' As a rule, tie iHjmtate has to meet ff' jptbrlated Man ' e pi!.ri:u vl.-iu- the capital at hi titsi r for Reform. iolutlom. for hi morale lie's lie li .tst, i m I M the win a or white. when It I ' . i r U Tuba t . r A t t'.lr c'.arti . if w j ealpg rl.if (Uall ar pH - ,i 8i . u no eweet and aootMn for him jrel. ' (!' wo allru Ill ll r a cano a th u any bn in tin . make ir laU aii iug on It or mi !, r u!J a fr A.:th V i little diversion la particularly to recess time at school, where the blackboard Is handy, but it may also be done on a slate. First, you mates a row of marks, one under the other, and number them, as Jshown In the accompanying picture. ;TbB you challenge those who are watching you to do the rubbing as has been tald. Jetting in ndd number 'be the last one every time, five rubs to complete the task. Now. unlea you have aomebody In Thla auited -- i bu-r.,- Feathers ti t! 5 ' I who is wldp awake and guick wltted, they will fell begin to (calculate how In the world they can beEin at the top and succeed In doing what you have proposed. 80m boy, perhaps will take up the eraser, and confidently rub out the first marks, stopping on five for that la an odd number, bp will say, ai.d therefore all light Then he will bi gin Co get pushed for the next five narks will taka him to ten, which la not an odd num ber, and he will try to find a way out of the difficulty. Perhaps he may give it up In des .pair, and then aome one Use wBl try '4b only to give It up likewise. F't eea how simple It tal No on from a Handkerchief, To firin' ie ftalhers from a band a Urge rambrie or silk .handker hlrf to the audience, and inform them that it contains feathers; of iouisc they will state that it does no' Express your surprise and ask for the return of this handkerchief, and at once produce the feathers you Btated were In the handkerchief, which you do by having previously purchased three or lour feathers from soma of the mlliiaiy equipment warehoases, Before entering the room to begin your entertainment you take off your coat, then, holding a couple of the feathers In ea h hand so that they will fail toward the side of the arms, put the coat on again, this Is easily done, a- the feather squeeze up to a very compass. Heintf thus equipped, after receiving the handkerchief, yos throw It over one hand and the cuS f the coat, and with the other h&nl dia out the feathers from the sleeve; lie feather r Miming Us original bulk intirely misguides the looker-o- n as to One feather its previous position. prodined the handkerchief is throws carelessly over the other hand asd another brought forth in like manner, which can be repeated three or four times without causing suspicion hand-.frrtie- f to Explain This- Get a tube of any length, three sixteenths of an Inch in Internal dls meter, and cut a round piece of cardboard IVt Inches in diameter. Make a bole In the center of the cardboard and insert one end of the tube in It, but let the end of the tube just corns U the other side of the cardboard and not protrude beyond It. Now cut a round piece of paper th same size as tbe cardboard, pjaee h on the cardboard and the other chi of the tube In pur mouth, and try If blow the paper off canibqa JL lou may safely off'" handsome re- ward to any one w?o will succeed in doing It Tell your teaser about It, and ask him or her t explain it to yon.' Ask a Teacher afford plenty of amusement to the little folks, and, perhaps, not least bo because the element of fire is involved in It performance. Fasten five toothpicks together as in the accompanying diagram. It will be found that they then form a framework which may be handled without Its falling apart.' Care should be taken In making this framework not to break the toothpicks, for the success of the thing depends on ita elasticity. f OMe cowpaisyrras'tftweirfuwwe'- ...TA,. make th figure of a little to rub at the bottom, instead of man out of cork or - any othenigfit sing material, and place him on one of the corners of framework, as, for Instance. about where the letter B la shown on the accompanying diagram. Place th framework, with the little man In his proper place, on the rim of an ordinary tumbler and then set fire to the toothpick end C and D. When the fir has burned the tooth I picks at their point of Intersection there will, of course, he, nothing to counteract the force exerted by the rest of the framework and the whole affair will shoot np Into the air, the Uttle gentleman being thrown several feet as a result of the terrible catas-- th' 'Avilj Not 60 Simple a It books. at the top. 80 when you begin there and rub from mark 20 to mark 17, ,and then go on and rub from 18 to 13, from 13 to 9, from 8 to 6, and from 4 to 1, the onlookers will feel as If they had been aold flt a very low price. Various Kinds of Pics, What plea are very conducive to .sleepiness? Popples, What pies were considered very annoying In olden tlmesf Harpies. Wbat pies do school boys usually dislike?- - Copies. What pies - consider themselves Quite awell? Chappies. Wnat plea might bite you? Puppies. What pie might we aU unuer? Cano-pie- te s boat has already gone, tbe employe, and you'll have to wait over another day. I gUPbs not, qpoth the Inebriated one. I'm going tonight it I have to buy a steamer. Maybe you think I havent enough money to buy one. but Ill show you differently, and forthwith he dived down Into an Inside pocket and, bringing up a thick leather book, to count out before the eyes of tbe astonished cashier 386,000 in big bills and New York exchange. It Is needless to say he didn't purchase a ship, bul It took a whole lot of diplomacy to get him to a hospital, and when It came to separating him from his wealth more than one man had to join In the struggle. When he came out of the institution at the end of ten days he was thoroughly sobered and said he hadn't the slightest remembrance of the crazy things he tried o enact. Washington Post I t You will find constantly the best COAL, and as for prices, note the LUMP STOVE Patronize a Borne Industry. WEBER COAL CO. ooooooooooooooooooooooS Do You Wa.nt Some? Things That Never The pure Die. the bright, the teautiful, That stirred our hearts The Impulses Tho driams The longings The spirit's The striving In s. 4 The timid hand stretched forth to aid A brother In his need, A kindly word In griefs dark hour That proves a friend indeed; Tha plea for mercy softly breathed. When Justice threat! ns nigh; . The sorrow of a contrite heart These things shall never die. rs- The memory of a clasping hand, Th pressure of a kiss, And all the trifles, sweet and frail. That make up love's first bliss; If with a nrm, unchanging faith. And holy trust and high. Those hands have clasped, those llpt $ have met if These things htVWrr 41. The cruel and th bitter word. That wounded 6s tt fell; The chilling want of sympathy We feet but never tell; Th hard repulse that chills th heart. Whose hope were hounding high, , In an unfading record kept These things shall never die. Let nothing pass, for every hand Must And some work to do; Lose not a chance to waken love Be firm and just and true. So shall light that can not fade Beam on thee from on high. And angel voices say to thee These things shall never die. Charles Dickens. Novel Method of Blackmail. a personal experience an Eng llshman offers the following: By tt ' Caw Dogs Think f gr&ce .of the czar foreigners arc alDr. Alexander Hill, master of Downlowed to live and trade in Vladivostok; ing College, Cambridge, England, has but the governor can deport any per been trying to solve experimentally son or persons he thinks flt at tweuty. the problem, Can dogs reason? An four hours notice, no reason given. exceptionally Intelligent fox terrier This power, which is absolute, has was taught to open a box, by lifting the some curious results, and proves a wooden latch of tta door with hls nose, large source of Income to the govand whenever onlooker were present I was much surprised one ernor. h did this regularly. In hls absence the serious effect produced at evening was bone In a hot grilled the placed I thought an item of mere what by box. Arriving on the scene the terrier the wire, and all the little wtrea atTho governor had melt all around the box. seeming to tached to a stouter one with the small- local gossip: But I know that It contained meat, and evil est flowers at one end. you have fair been losing heavily at cards. a little while after altered dentty eager to get It. Hls previous Imitation of a flowering stalk of the when a my opinion Russian official came into the was of without which the has effect. a realistic however, lily valley, training, He seems never to have reasoned. effect when put In a vase with painted office and remarked, in substance, If not tn actual words, You're Joins & y Thftway to secure the meat is to leaves of green paper Co.' Ah! turning to a list in his hand, the governor Is raising a subscripJUZZLE PICTURE. tion for a bust of the czar; you are down tor 1,600 rubles. Pay up. Tutr iponey was paid and promptly. But the bust has not yet arrived. , Russell Sages Jest. Only on high occasions does Mr. Sage permit himself to jest. Ordinarily his habit la what the late Joseph Pook made so much of as the souls laughter at Itself. But when he can get in a dig at the expense of a great nabob of the financial world he does so in the most sardonic style. His chance came last week with the departure of Mr. Morgan for Europe, which as readers of real estate news will recall had been preceded by the announcement that Mr. Morgan had Park avenue sold his troublesome Thus spake Uncle Russell: flats. So, Morgan has gone, hey? And he has disposed of hls interests In those Park avenue fiats? Well, I dont know about the flats on Park avenue; but Ml bet you a doughnut against a double eagle that ha has not parted with hls inteiest in the flats on Wall street" New York Mail and Here Is a Brain Exerciser. A reader has kindly awarded the "Twelve Rings Puzzle," which, he says, can be guaranteed to mystify the average person - for a quarter n Express. gt ars In need of DRY GOODS AND GR.OCERJIDS Go to il CASH BARGAIN STORE COALVILLE. UTAH Good Job Work..;.. Is whtxt people Canine Intelligence. De lumberyard gang bad dat 1 yellow pup well trained." Jimmy Dat so?" Pete "You bet. Why, every tithe deyd tie a can to bis tail he'd go ddwn to Kelly's aa bring It back full of beer j went bad at Times office Is ust the place where you can get it at Txh As What pies are placed upon the table but never eaten? Nappies, When You jmitli. of wordh pruj er, of love and Truth; after something lost. yearning cry. aft r better hopes 'these things can never die of Uttle cups which closely resemble lilies of the valley, if each cup a It floats Is pierced In the center by a thin ylre, pushed to the other end of Kelpie. good . . . pro-cede- d lake's Wax Flowers. Drops of wax falling from a lighted candle oiycold water assume the form Wbat pies are noisy and mlschlev pus? Magpies. What pies prance around the water? of an hour. The problem 1L How can the above square be Into four equal parts 0? slml- lar shape, to that each part shall son-taithree of the rings? The solution shall appear on this page next week. Wasatch Mine rar-rjet- trophe. ! -- heat. fit-c- tbo company i r r ha r I u u All It) do la to dry th He dont so to race, flirt with mttldene rub It vigor card WcM before the ..j il end ajr. and w,th slcw ho put it Close your ously dtdn t need to turn a new leaf And New Tsar's day.- to one end of the cane wt u ti will follow It as Iron follows a magnet unHe I a charming fellow, persevertn. til, having' lost Its equilibrium, the hy end coy, cane will fall to the floor 14y hifuntln. dimpled, roay, emlling lit tie baby boy. An Amusing Pastime. A little pastime for it can hardly Five Rub All You Ar Allowed. A simple but amusing little trtclc U be called a trie k mav be performed to rub out twenty mark In five rub, with five wooden toothpicks, and will an odd num-be- r. topping every ams-'o- il.jrrj and, in fact, he did net ui p ration he had per-- i Hi ! to it ihf- - u? probation of ! , !m iri., t.( ' do it as an origp .il h'mzelf and gain "nrt to f li.o own 'id not occur to ,t ; h loam Dr Hill invites oth ers to rtiHdt th s experiment on at!, - u-- ( 1 ' tl.i lat pc-r- d A i, ,1 -- , ) 'TS u in p,i " .. rici'tr.iy rod '' 1 nn it and ; rid of if. to any elabe or etaye out lie , a .it n rht, lor poko euchre, whist, or brlJy he il'!i .' tare a mite. t n. v.r nukee a hi cJsar. a pipe, or lie t r. C . .. t i o o o o o o o o o o o o Is n mild a manner d ti an as tver cut I throat or scuttled a stlp, yet row ux yd then, one procet-iIrate ligh jinks in a way he would not perform at home In a century. A case in pint a. that of a well-Ixt-Westerner, who, with h!s wife yd children, bad a suite of Are rooms recently at one of the best hotels. The husband andfether went on a spree, ini. his wife liecgcd the propiletor to wa h hls guest, as the knew ho ! a big ruin of money about with He kept drinking to hln excess, ver, ard one evening walked up to the cashier aud annouced hl3 pur-yo- s to take his family to Norfolk by s $! o d i S' ' 00c0000v00,000000000 o prices that will suit everon. ... 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