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Show oo REWARDS OF KINDNESS. Speak kindly to tho little hen, And feed her well, wo beg; Perhaps, dear reader, now and then, Sho may give you an egg. Youngstown Telegram. Speak kindly to tho family cow, And harsh words never utter; She may reward you with, I trow, A golden pat of butter. Canton News. Treat tenderly the busy bee, And soothe her nervous fears; And she will help you laugh with glee At sugar profiteers. Cleveland Plain Dealer. Speak softly to professor, boys. And hail his thoughts with glee; jH And never worry him with noise And you may get an "E." Reserve Weekly. Speak kindly to your little wife, (Amen World without end!) And maybe, these bleak winter nights, IH The furnace she will tend. IH Sister's Sister. Speak kindly to the little dog, And when he howls, don't rago; For maybe somo flno winter morn, jH He'll treat you to sausage. We are still wondering whether or not the ex-kaiser received his Iron crosses on his birthday. |