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Show LITTLE- BENNY'S NoteSook By LEE PAPE My cuzzin Artie came erround last nite. and me and him sat on the set- ting room floor and started to make 5 up riddles, and pop sat in the morris hair imoaking and thinking, me say D, ing to Artie Wat goes up and never j comes down? Wat? sed Artie, and I sed, Do you j 1 give it up .' Yes, sed Artie, and I sed, A elevator. eleva-tor. Go on, a elevator goes down, sed Artie, and I sed, No it donl neither, it conies dovin. I Thats rite, sed Artie, and pop sed, p Yee gods. Heers one, sed Artie, wat wawks gg. with 8 legs and cant stand on its j l bed" m at? I sed, and Artie sed. Give it ft up? and 1 sed, Yes, and Artie sed, horses. j Great Seezer, sed pop. Heers one, I sed, wat is it you cant 1 lift up by Its handle? '-"is Wai1 sod Artie, and I sed, Give it 4, up? and bed sod yes. and I sed. A soot-case soot-case with the handle broak off. Help, ade, sucker, sed pop Heers one, sed Artie. at has a JH thousand feet and none of them a touc hes the ground J l-j Wat? I sed, and Artie sed, Give it up and I sed. Yes, and pop sed, I warn you. go easy, because if its eny- 5 thing liko the other ones 1 may not bo able to stand it, Im dizzy allreddy. jjj centerpede, sed Artie, and I sed, r A centerpedes feet touch the ground, j dont they? and he sed. Not wen its tjj, on its back. ii' Hole suffering cats, the last straw that broak tho camels bark, clccr out j of beer, both of ou. sed pop. Jlit Ich w e did : 00 jr |