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Show PER IS COpTtT THE WORLD Our Office Boy. v f It's hard to convince a servant of the equality of men The disposition of the Shan'ung amendment !. the senate ought tc be' a splendid tome for the president. When ice cream is hot, prohibition will have caused an increased demand for it. Returned -oldier- are already being courted violently by the politicians and the wedding won t be possible until un-til November, 1 f 2 ' It's an interesting experience some mpn have had -ine.- lul the first being be-ing sober. The senate will nevei believe Col. Houe when he says Eeryth!ng has been said that can be said on every vital question ' Household scraps are invarlabh over Insignificant ma iters and always al-ways have been. Look at Adam. Eve and the apple ihe ncn boundary lines of Europe are on tne maps and nowhere els Spain has adopted a universal S hourday, w. are fast approaching the le el oi ih" mosl backward of nations. Longshoremen often strike but they can't staj ashore long, we are told. St. Jerome said a mouthful when he advised eieryone to "keep doing some kind of work, that the devil may always al-ways find vou employed." Coach Kenneth CoUChie, athletic di ! rector at Champaign University, has resigned, we are informed by the hsnnpaign News So long, Hootchie! Pardoning conscientious objectors has lead them to consider sentences mere scraps of paper If General Yudenitch hadn't driven the Reds out of Petrograd. Ol' King Winter would hae frozen em out just the same. Reel rooms for juries might hasten decisions. The kick's not in the near-beer but on it It is Indeed an ill wind that biows no one good these days of a pound -of -sugar-a-dny. The neighbors no longer run in to borrow a cup of sugar " 'til the grocery man comes." One of the Ten Commandments breaks simultaneously with a dish when a man is wiping them (the dishes) for his wife Many a man claims to have the key ! to Heaven in his cellar. Hungry? Yes, Slam! Two British soldiers went into a res taurant in Salonika and asked for Turkey in Greece Tbe waiter said "I'm sorry. Gentlegen. but I cannot, Servia." Whereupon the Tommies shouted. Fetch the Bosphorus'", When the boss arrived, he said, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, I do not want to Russia, but you can l Roumania." And i the Tommies went away Hungar Now we understand why they call ; Irish stew Hungarian goulash If a woman ever sal In the president presi-dent chair, there'd be a law passed compelling every man in the United, States, citizen or no, to be home on time for BUpper WHAT HAS BECOME OF That letter the wife gave me to mail this morning" (This about 6pm) |