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Show No Cause for Alarm. "My dear." said an absent-minded absent-minded professor on entering the dining-room "don't alarm yourself, bui a llifh't palsy has manifested if In my left foot. In oplto of the fat l that the thermometer stands at sixty, my right foot reels moro than normally warm, whereas the left is quite stiff and cold as ice." Upon tho directions of the family doctor. who was summoned without rteiny, th- professor was put to bed. when It was discovered that lie had two socks on his right foot and none on his left! |