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Show She Funny fidc of Life. i mi: ha Nut kt. ' ) !,'.:" ',,,!.' ii tot lii, I,,. t. mi j ,.,, ;,1r ,ri,i - .M.io.yiun Star. Cf ii:s iiiijii. Kolrker l.iiM , !,.,,, J, , ,,est trn.bfr." Kicker -"Well. nr. n't we always ralsm, i,el. .al.iryi' - linrper s lluiar. AT I l.tisll UANtlH. " t p; erion --i had nil the cou-cell cou-cell Ukeu out of me yesterday." Mn. Nevi.l -"indeed! And where 1,1,1 '"'Jf I' .mi to put nil of If" Chitigo News, KIMd'-lini'liKtMATION, "Whnt I like." sa d Willie Wnahlng- ton. Is n good sendbie girl." "Why dn'( y..ii propose to oneV" "What is ti,,. Use? If she were sen- silli'e aim woo d iay i,o!"- ashingtuu Mur, W'riNKD. "What is ),,ur Idea of a pnpulnr tuur "A rs.p. l ir time." raid the imin who k"tmu.e s.-i id ly, . one Ih it gels to 1 ut.l,, is..iiy iii-i I." , asbliii;- tou Star. i'i:.i.i:it w.s wi:-n. T-nsn ." hy ,iu jou w.im me to pay In loliai... ? Are .loll ultald 1 I Won't lir.i, ; t.ie horse b.'l If." I.:wryi...,n-".So. i.o; uo nt all. lint I T'"-- " the le.-.'-e mi :hl o .o b.Kic ttiikut jou." Allan. ii joiii...il. Clif l-.U Ii:i W:re-"( h.iii.-s, I i'o tVtil: you oeglit to give me nie'e of j.mr time." lier liiid.aml -"i.l.e you ui.ce! Wi-.y, you take so 11 11. h ,.f my time that I c.Mil.lii't be n i.e. ond in n duel." Ilirpcr's liaznr. Hi: K.VUIV3 llllTTl.TI. "I'o you know whnt I'm going to whip you for?" "1 s'pose I might innke a guess, but I ain't goln' to do It, cause I might guess something you didn't know about. 1 ain't tnkln' nn foolish risks like thnt, not If I know myself." Now York Joiirnul. INSl'PAltAllT.H. Affrighted, ho turned 011 Ida pursuer. "Vim black thing, why do you follow Din constantly? What are youV" "X am you- suushliio companion," mockingly replied his shuduw.-Chl-cast Tribune. - A tjl'fKTION. "Here's something that hat been puzzling me." leiuarkeil tho tinn who thinks too deeply, "What's t lilt I V" "If ull Hcii J grass nre cannibals really vegetarians':" I'hlladclplilti not i.i-.sm iu:vori'i. "Vou usi'ii to sing "JOvery morn I lend you violets,' l.ciore we were lii iriied," aald Mra. It: I111U In. with 11 ii:ll. "Yes," tinswere.l Mr. I!r!mkln, "but ''' devotion has taken a inure piuctlcul fetin. livery month I pay tho meut hill." Washington Mur. AM ACIIIK.VH.MKNT. "I don't see why you should bo so proud of wlunlii),' that case," said the Intimate friend. "You wero plainly in the wrong." "You don't iimlerstnnd these things at nil." nnswered the lawyer. 'That's the very thig n,at uinkta uio to proud."-Washington Htnr. Ni SI CII MAN, M!iiiagcr--"Mi'i.n:e, tliero Imvcn'l bJ. ll uny nm,wci'a to hit adverlh.euieul for a clerk." l'roprlelor--".o wonder. You made a mis f that 'a.!.' The Idea of ndier-11- ilk- for a man of "nvenigo Inn-Ill-i; nee! Kvorybo.ly who Isn't liopeiessl below It f.els he's far nhovu IU"-l'.-lii.lclpli,.i I'm in- l.,.,lcr. f'ASSi:ii I N TIIK ItAt'K. "Alas:" n,.;,! (,c ui.m.py ooman. -nnd Were nine o:.siocivj w.-illl.y:" ""m, my dear." said her liiint.und r.s.ihi.igly, "we have us much 1.1..111 y ""h. yes-, I know, but tic re nre so' many who hnve .,t mor.' tu. . iionudy 1 pay i.ny niie, 1. Ion to us nny Iui.k.sr;" . -liroyklyn l.lfe. |