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Show PE R I S C O P I rs, THE WORLDS with Our Office Boy. V THE BOLSHEVIST. A viped tongue. A clever snake. That reptile A world would break. A greedy eye. And smaokinp chops. Signal a scourge Worse than smallpox, f'irips rations big And nations small. They're fniu today. Tomorrow they fall 1 human hearL I'ired with this brand, Will lonp to kill And rule the land E'en childish tongues Will curse and ra . e To kill the tots With whom the;, play j The Russian plague Thus far we ve missed. BI T ALL BHV A RE (!" THE B( ILSHEA 1ST! Don't ever flguYe on pas leaks not! responding to lighted matches. There may be an explanation of thej high cost of ment in the Sudden disappearance dis-appearance of dogs Why spare the cats" Now oleomargarine is accused of walking pigeon-toed to keep from treading on butter's heels There's another way of pronounclnp K. O.S Chaos But they both moan the same. Shippinp army foods iuffs through the mails was unfortunate for another .reason than that it never arrived ! Many people would cherish the hope jthat the morning's mail would bring a slab of bacon in.-toad of the butcher's ; bill. Whenever jnu try to pin a profiteer down, you find ho has a corner on the hot air supply. Well, jigger and freckle resorts are now closed until another vacation sucker season. The best way to stem fhr spread of Bolshevism to your person Is to stuff your ears with cotton My' I low monotonous a king's life wouid be if it wasn't for his faithful assassins. We're not so sure but that a clever lawyer could make the consumer serve a profiteer's sentence for him. Trusted bank employes are always the ones to get away with the funds. Perhaps those that aren't trusted would do the same thing If they were. Grand Jury probes have strange of - 1 FeCtS on profiteer's eyesight Once the probe is well under wa . t hcv lm -mediately begin to sec a drop In prices; The fact that whining has been stricken from the list of German ex- 1 ports should convey a warning to American Am-erican shippers No civilization Is stronger than Its food BUpply. Steel strikes are gmng little inspi ration for success to the coal miners A COallesS home with shivering children chil-dren Is a stronger magnet lor public notice than a meeting of strikers. Vnd now a bloated syndicate writer claims thai Niagara Falls for him It may. but he'd better be careful that it doesn't dampen his prospects. PetTOgrad has fallen' But who would want it after the Bolsheviki had lived there? D. P. Mack and his son. Lawrence, j got a big four pointer recenMy, says the Santa Rosa Republican Lven if the Bip I ran as far as California, we'd be loath to believe they had roceived ai timetable, An optimist is a man who wiil pa 7". cents a pound for hops with Jan. 1 only a little more than two months away. WHAT HAS BECOME OF The United States. (Note: This is published by request of the American soldiers in Siberia ) Rockefeller's heart is open but his poelcetbook Isn't, says a Standard Oil friend of ours. WHICH REMINDS US THAT If Burleson's administration isn't Worth of admiration his ner e g 00 1 |