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Show TOO TICKLISH TO BE MtASURFD. AfDIrllnn That CompaUe! aa Ir.shmsa 1,1 Waar Illd tiulliea The Itev. Dr. a pli Twichell told a Blory nt the dinner of tho Friendly Hon a of St, I'atrlck, which won blm the hourly upp.'atmu of the four hundred hun-dred Irlxhmcn present, "T wua muking my first trip about Dublin." Bald Dr. Twichell, "and 1 htd engage. I a Jaunting car. While I went tnlo u atore my 'Jurvle' fell into a con-voraatlon con-voraatlon wltb another carter, who was the moat tattered specimen of humanity 1 ever aaw. When we Btnrt-ed Btnrt-ed diiving iigaln 1 naked my 'Jarvte' If tho other carter waa a friend of hla. " 'Hhure. uii be la, yer honor; l'.i my beat friend ' waa the nnawer. " ian't he u bit rugged?' I naked. "'Hhure, an' he nlu t nawibln' elie.' " 'la It hcciiUHn he's so poor? " 'Naw, yer honor, he's plenty of money.' ' 'Why, doesn't be buy aome docint (.'Itilhna, then?' " 'Why. yer honor, I'll tell yer, ke'i that tlckllah there ain't a tailor la Dublin Hint can meaaure him. se '& has to wear what be has on.' "New York Tribune. |