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Show DOUBTFUL NEWS. e Smythe (to th servant) Bridget, I have to go out thla evening and I want you to aee that your mlatreee gta tola not aa soon at aha comet In; without fall. Bridget Ylaa, aorr; I'll Juat lave It In th pocket of th trousers fit juat taken off. She be sure to go through them. - -- -- 1-,-,-,,-y-in r. nj-uw J Th Hotel Gueat Dldnt Klok. Th hotel proprietor waa good at ' reading facet. "We aim to ploaae," he said before the gueat could speak. "When we hare a 'kicker In the house we try to give him something to 'kick' about t We have a room for that particular S purpose, which we alwaya reserve M for the 'klckor,' and we have an ab- (' sunt-nilndod waltor that we alwayt I give him. What were you about to) remark?" . I "I waa about to remark," returned the gueat, suddenly changing hit j mini, "that I never knew a hotel more to my liking." |